I am thinking of inventing a thing

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 08/08/2018 at 10:08 • Filed to: None

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it’d be like a tiny little shade, and you’d like swing it down from your car’s roof , and it would aid in blocking obtrusive sunlight when you are driving east every morning and west every afternoon

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and maybe, I’d double down on this inventive brain thinkering and create like a wearable item that would be seethrough, but not quite as see through as normal, so as to slightly darken the whole world you see iffin the world is too bright like

MonkeePuzzle > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2018 at 10:13

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also, while my brain is workin so hard, maybe I’d invent a thing what could mount a bike’s license plate higher than the rear tyre so it could be read

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LOREM IPSUM > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2018 at 10:13

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Star.

Smartassery is appreciated.

MonkeePuzzle > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2018 at 10:15

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also, I sawed me a train

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and now you’re all caught up on my stupid instagram

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2018 at 10:16

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Tripper > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2018 at 10:17

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I’d like to invest.

MonkeePuzzle > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 08/08/2018 at 10:22

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the use of this as a reply give me a good chuckle :D

Party-vi > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 08/08/2018 at 10:27

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MonkeePuzzle > Party-vi 08/08/2018 at 10:29

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eww, you use comic sans for that!?

Party-vi > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2018 at 10:30

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listen here you little shit

Sir Halffast > Party-vi 08/08/2018 at 10:34

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Stop yer complaining, or I’ll show you what comic sans is REALLY good for.

MonkeePuzzle > Party-vi 08/08/2018 at 10:37

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party six does the art with words

Party-vi > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2018 at 10:39

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Much art. Very Louvre.

WilliamsSW > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2018 at 10:39

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Wow u is brilliant.

But not so brilliant as to blind us like the mean Ole sun does

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2018 at 10:43

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F-units are also my fetish.

shop-teacher > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2018 at 10:47

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Dude, that’ll never w ork !

Urambo Tauro > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2018 at 10:48

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No  you can’t do that. It would block the makeup mirror . If only there were some way to integrate both.

MonkeePuzzle > Urambo Tauro 08/08/2018 at 10:49

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shhhh!!! DON’T GIVE AWAY TEH PLANS FOR THE SECONDARY UPGRADE PACKAGE!!!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2018 at 10:49

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Nah. I dont think those will catch on

MonkeePuzzle > Party-vi 08/08/2018 at 10:50

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facw > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2018 at 10:55

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create like a wearable item that would be seethrough, but not quite as see through as normal, so as to slightly darken the whole world you see iffin the world is too bright like

I don’t know, sounds like that might interfere with whatever that fashion accessory on top of her head is...  

Takuro Spirit > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2018 at 10:57

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I’ll admit to doing the little hand block thing, but only when I’m going to be facing the sun for short periods of time, like in a roundabout, or in a parking lot.

MonkeePuzzle > facw 08/08/2018 at 11:00

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that’s a hair holderer

Alfalfa > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2018 at 11:27

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I’ve done the hand block. It doesn’t take much for the sun to go below the visor when you’re short, and when it’s low enough to be close to eye level I would need to wear welding goggles to not be blinded.

The struggle is real.

leicester > Takuro Spirit 08/08/2018 at 11:43

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Beat me to it

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2018 at 11:52

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Just be happy he didn’t bedick you.