Happy Anniversary Dave Matthews Band

"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24) 08/08/2018 at 09:49 • Filed to: None

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On this date, in 2004, Dave Matthews Tour Bus dumped 800 pounds of poop into the Chicago River. Unfortunately for them a tour boat happened to be sailing underneath the bridge at that exact moment, causing its passengers to experience the the worst flush of their lives

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facw > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 08/08/2018 at 09:58

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I went on one of those architectural tours when I was in Chicago. It was great fun and no poop was dropped on me. Honestly I think they got off pretty light all things considered.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > facw 08/08/2018 at 10:01

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oddly enough 29 years of living near chicago and ive never once taken an architectural river tour. i have been out on the SeaDogs at Navy Pier though that are a huge amount of fun. maybe once my son gets a little older ill do a river tour

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 08/08/2018 at 10:06

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I wonder what the fine would be for just dumping into the river without the numberous lay suits they hopefully faced for dumping it on people 

MonkeePuzzle > facw 08/08/2018 at 10:07

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same. fascinating. and a great way to just see the city

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/08/2018 at 10:10

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well as it stood it was a 10K dollar fine, but honestly had they not dumped it on a boat and had nobody witnessed it they would have gotten away with it

facw > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/08/2018 at 10:13

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It sounds like they ended up paying $100k to the city (which they might have had to pay regardless if they got caught), and a $200k settlement to the people they dumped on.

I sort of agree with Sampsonite though, if they hadn’t hit the boat, they probably don’t get caught, and even if they do, they probably don’t get penalized much, if at all.

LOREM IPSUM > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 08/08/2018 at 10:15

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Is that a glass of poo water?

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > LOREM IPSUM 08/08/2018 at 10:16

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honestly i think its just regular chicago river water, so probably 

LOREM IPSUM > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 08/08/2018 at 10:19

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Your star, sir.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 08/08/2018 at 10:20

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Did it get all along the watchtower?

WilliamsSW > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 08/08/2018 at 10:41

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Doing touristy things in Chicago is worth doing once in a while. I’ve taken that cruise and it’s kinda fun to learn a bit about the history while chilling on a boat.  

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > WilliamsSW 08/08/2018 at 10:47

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absolutely, i love acting like a tourist every now and then. mainly cause i love the museums. fun fact my first time to the observation deck of the sears tower was only like 3-4 years ago. 

E92M3 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 08/08/2018 at 10:48

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I know at least one DMB fan that would of paid money to get a golden shower from Dave.

Ash78, voting early and often > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 08/08/2018 at 10:50

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My three favorite DMB numbers:
#41

#34

#2

interstate366, now In The Industry > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 08/08/2018 at 11:12

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Ew. DMB.

boxrocket > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 08/08/2018 at 12:48

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They really were a shitty band, and couldn’t stop spreading their crap. You know urine trouble when brown stuff falls from.above.

William Byrd > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 08/08/2018 at 14:38

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E v e r y d a y

bwp240 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 08/08/2018 at 14:57

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The linked article on the Dave Matthews Band written by David Matthews. Well how about that...

Mercedes Streeter > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 08/08/2018 at 15:19

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I still haven’t been to the Sears Tower’s observation deck...however I did get to wave at people on the deck from inside a helicopter! lol

WilliamsSW > Mercedes Streeter 08/08/2018 at 15:27

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The Sears Tower deck is pretty cool - but the Hancock has a better angle (close to the shore), and helicopters/airplanes beat both!!