Le sigh

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 08/07/2018 at 22:33 • Filed to: Pardon the existentialism and brooding negativity

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These are absolutely terrible. Someone at W rigley’s stood up at the board meeting and exclaimed, “ By God, I’ve GOT it! Remember those horrible fruity flavored sodas that were big in the 1990s? What if... We made Starbursts that taste exactly like those?!?!?!”

We are not amused!

Just Jeepin' > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/07/2018 at 22:40

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I’ve never forgiven the candy industry for shrinking Bottle Caps. They used to be huge!

Just Jeepin' > Just Jeepin' 08/07/2018 at 22:41

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(and they no longer actually look like bottle caps. Idgits.)

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Just Jeepin' 08/07/2018 at 22:49

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Probably due to choking concerns. Because we have to keep the stupid alive no matter how stupid 

LOREM IPSUM > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/07/2018 at 22:50

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They shrunk both the packet size as well of the size of these fruit chews recently, and I am salty AF about it.

Sew gud.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/07/2018 at 22:56

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Ewww.

wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/07/2018 at 23:28

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I kinda like the pink flavor...

cbell04 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/07/2018 at 23:32

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Tropical Starburst or bust

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > cbell04 08/07/2018 at 23:39

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Agreed

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/08/2018 at 00:18

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I rather like my dental fillings ...

LongbowMkII > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/08/2018 at 00:38

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Oh shit fruitopia flavored starburst?!?!? Gimme.

LOREM IPSUM > Steve in Manhattan 08/08/2018 at 00:42

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Kinda crunchy though. Not my favorite snack.

Berang > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/08/2018 at 00:43

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what sodas are you talking about

I don’t remember anything like that

Michael > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/08/2018 at 06:52

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I'm all about the flavo-reds or whatever they call them

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/08/2018 at 08:09

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original starbursts for me thank you very much. im also weird and prefer the yellows over anything

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 08/08/2018 at 09:15

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Yel low is the best original

extraspecialbitter > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 08/08/2018 at 09:51

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30+ years of enjoying yellows and I never knew people considered it weird.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > extraspecialbitter 08/08/2018 at 09:57

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everyone ive ever met has said im weird because i dont like the reds and pinks as much as yellow. glad to find like minded people on oppo though lol