yet another winner

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
08/07/2018 at 05:04 • Filed to: bison, usa, abc.net.au, arrested, oregon, dumbarse

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Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > pip bip - choose Corrour
08/07/2018 at 07:51

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lol so this guy can harass a bison and gets his bail revoked while some dipshit over here sells cocaine to minors, runs from the cops and gets his b ail reduced from $5k to $500 so he can get out (and then shoot a cop in the face 12 times)


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/07/2018 at 07:54

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gotta love the justice system at times.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > pip bip - choose Corrour
08/07/2018 at 08:21

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Gee - visiting all of our National Parks is an admirable goal.

Getting arrested in each one? Not so much.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/07/2018 at 08:29

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There is a saying over here that basically says you can do all sorts of crazy shit...but if you fuck one goat...


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > pip bip - choose Corrour
08/07/2018 at 09:03

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I so wish this Bison would have got this Darwin award candidate like so:


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > pip bip - choose Corrour
08/07/2018 at 09:33

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Here is your problem, right here:

“Yellowstone officials warn visitors to stay at least 23 metres away from bison”

Meters aren’t used there, and few have any idea what one entails.

Also, why are park rangers pulling people over for seatbelts? Get bent ranger rick.

Al in though, buddy should probably lay off the hooch.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > LOREM IPSUM
08/07/2018 at 11:12

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The paperwork they hand out and the site specifies it in meters, yards, feet, and car lengths, in like 50 languages ... But these people can’t read nor understand pictographs since they can’t handle not squatting on the toilets, either.

The fact that this guy did it on a street is the only reason it’s getting national news attention. I’ve seen some remarkably idiotic things done by national park visitors on my last couple visits (like tens of cars driven by Chinese tourists parked anywhere/everywhere as they all walk across a field toward a fucking herd of bison, somehow oblivious to how dangerous this is)... This kind of stuff didn’t happen back in 2004 or earlier, nor does it happen at the less-known/more-isolated national parks.

All the newer tourists to these parks seem to think they’re an open-air zoo, not a nature preserve full of dangerous wild animals.