"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/03/2018 at 10:59 • Filed to: my attempt at a shit post | 0 | 20 |
Wear Real Tree Crocks until they are worn out.
Or spend a day in a Pontiac Aztec with Doug:
I would spend a day with Doug, but that’s just me. I think he has lots of quirks and features.
Ash78, voting early and often
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/03/2018 at 11:06 | 9 |
I’d wear the Realtree Crocs and sit in a parking lot with a sign that says “Born without feet, need money”
At the end of the day when I have collected zero dollars, I will sue Realtree for false advertising, then retire.
#lifeplan
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/03/2018 at 11:14 | 2 |
Crocs with steel caps are my dream footwear.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/03/2018 at 11:21 | 1 |
Easy. Crocks every time.
razorbeamteam
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/03/2018 at 11:32 | 1 |
Dang, I really wish I could do both, pretty ideal Saturday if you ask me
Future next gen S2000 owner
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/03/2018 at 11:37 | 2 |
Put crocs on. Admire for ten seconds. Remove crocs. Satisfy requirement for wearing crocs.
InFierority Complex
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/03/2018 at 11:39 | 3 |
Can I just have the Aztek?
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/03/2018 at 11:45 | 2 |
I’d rather fall off a cliff.
CalzoneGolem
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/03/2018 at 11:46 | 1 |
Do I have to wear those Crocs forever?
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Future next gen S2000 owner
08/03/2018 at 11:53 | 0 |
I updated requirement that the crocks need to be worn until they are worn out. So maybe 3-6 months of crocks.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> CalzoneGolem
08/03/2018 at 11:53 | 0 |
until they are worn out, or 3-6 months
gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/03/2018 at 12:06 | 3 |
McMike
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/03/2018 at 12:09 | 1 |
I would spend time
with Doug in a
Pontiac Aztec until he wore out.
CalzoneGolem
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/03/2018 at 12:22 | 1 |
I guess I’ll take the day with Doug.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
08/03/2018 at 12:33 | 0 |
You need to up your requirements for “dream” footwear. I want anti-gravity shoes that look like air jordans.
Urambo Tauro
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/03/2018 at 12:39 | 0 |
Aren’t Cr ocs proper driving attire for Azteks? Seems like the correct answer here shou ld be all of the above .
Your boy, BJR
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/03/2018 at 12:41 | 1 |
I’d game the system and shuffle my feet everywhere to wear them out quicker.
Dusty Ventures
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/03/2018 at 13:06 | 2 |
I was all in on the Aztek (and happily, Azteks are cool!), then I got to the Doug part...
Dusty Ventures
> Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/03/2018 at 13:09 | 0 |
Wait! Is that an option??
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Dusty Ventures
08/03/2018 at 13:18 | 0 |
Poor Doug, he’s getting a bad rap.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/04/2018 at 09:39 | 0 |
i’d rather go barefoot then wear Crocs