Doggo is broked

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08/01/2018 at 19:16 • Filed to: Doggo

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Help the doggo


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/01/2018 at 19:22

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Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/01/2018 at 19:40

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Get back to me when your doggo is so broke that you spend real people money on physical therapy, and the fucker still ignores you when you call her.

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Actually, don’t because that sucks and hopefully it won’t happen. But d o feel pity for the person who spent thousands of dollars on a dog who is an unrepentant DICK.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/01/2018 at 19:47

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You might need to take doggo’s battery to the parts store and see if it’s bad. Or it could be doggo’s alternator. 


Kinja'd!!! dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/01/2018 at 19:48

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Y u brake doggo?


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/01/2018 at 19:54

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Please, that's my dog 90% of the time. Until she gets annoyed and leaves.


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/01/2018 at 19:54

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Thats my dog right now. Again. Thankfully, she's out of ACL to tear.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/01/2018 at 20:01

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That's one expensive doggo


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/01/2018 at 20:01

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Doggo needs a sausage STAT!

That or a jumpstart, but I’d start with the sausage.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/01/2018 at 20:18

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Pupper  not pupping.


Kinja'd!!! Obruni > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/01/2018 at 20:18

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such relaxation. many sleeps


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Cash Rewards
08/01/2018 at 20:47

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It gets better: dogs are surprisingly good at dealing with shit.

It gets worse: once you let them know you care, they will never pretend to like you again. 


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/01/2018 at 21:16

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“We can rebuild him”


Kinja'd!!! Longtime Lurker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/01/2018 at 21:18

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Doggo repair instructions:

Boop snoot to reboot.

If that doesn’t work package and send doggo to repair centre.

123 My address, Canada, D0G6G0  


Kinja'd!!! Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/01/2018 at 21:32

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Damn, that skirt is too short.


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/01/2018 at 21:40

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Man how I wish I could pick up my dog’s front paws like that without her totally  freaking out.