"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
08/01/2018 at 15:38 • Filed to: None
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"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
08/01/2018 at 15:38 • Filed to: None | 0
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fuck you
i just got my third call today from another company saying they are google maps market or some dumb shit like that and they want to update our listing.
douche: hi this is google maps am I talking to the business owner?
me: no your talking to Big Bird.
click
so in conclusion, fuck you.
o and some cars to keep it relevant
For Sweden
> OPPOsaurus WRX
08/01/2018 at 15:47 |
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Fun Fact: Google Maps isn’t calling you. A scammer pretending to be Google Maps is calling you.
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> For Sweden
08/01/2018 at 15:48 |
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* multiple scammers
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> For Sweden
08/01/2018 at 15:50 |
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“Hi this is Eric Schmidt, may I speak to the owner of the business?"
vicali
> OPPOsaurus WRX
08/01/2018 at 15:53 |
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LOREM IPSUM
> OPPOsaurus WRX
08/01/2018 at 15:53 |
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Hello? Yes, this is Windows. Your computer has virus. Give us c redit card information for clean fix.
Also, this is IRS. We call for both. You owe many monies and we come to arrest you now. If you no want to be arrest, do you know a bitcoin?
Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/01/2018 at 15:53 |
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“If you were really google you’d know the answer to that by now.”
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vicali
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/01/2018 at 15:54 |
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HammerheadFistpunch
> OPPOsaurus WRX
08/01/2018 at 16:03 |
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So I’ve got a new technique for dealing with the HOARD of spam calls I’ m getting lately.
Step 1. Realize I don’t know the number and neither does Hiya.
Step 2. Answer with “Cyber crimes, Berowits.”
Step 3. enjoy the * click* on the other end of the line.
It doesn’t hurt that there is an NSA listening post in my area code.
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> HammerheadFistpunch
08/01/2018 at 16:53 |
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That’s well played sir, well played.
Longtime Lurker
> OPPOsaurus WRX
08/01/2018 at 22:04 |
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I got three calls today from a Chinese robot lady. Three different phones from two provinces.
functionoverfashion
> OPPOsaurus WRX
08/03/2018 at 09:37 |
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At the marina we used to have college or high school kids working the desk in the summer, and they would get calls like, “Hi, I’m calling from [mumbley-official-sounding-words] Directory and just wanted to verify your listing information?” They would then rattle off our address, of course, and the hungover kids would just nod and say ‘mm hmm’
and then the caller closes with
, “ok great, and is that where we’d send an invoice?”
We trained them to hang up, but still... we’d occasionally get a bill in the mail for some bogus “Directory” listing, of course for some outrageous price. Names like “Blue Yellow Pages” for example. The Blue Yellow Pages was a real company and
even sent a PERSON to our location and had ACTUAL PHONEBOOKS that they published. They were very thin, and I enjoyed flipping through to see which of our competitors were stupid enough to be listed. It wasn’t zero.
Of course we never paid the bogus
invoices that came through
and would just post them for the kids to see, and
hopefully to learn from...