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Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
06/29/2018 at 22:27 • Filed to: None

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If I drove a car that looks like a dog hunched over l ike it’s about to take a shit I, too, would be cross and full of ire.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
06/29/2018 at 22:34

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If I drove a Crossfire, I would set myself on fire probably. 


Kinja'd!!! AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
06/29/2018 at 22:35

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What’s wrong with crossfire’s? They’re like horrible little TVR’s, which is still good


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
06/29/2018 at 22:44

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TVRs have a bit of style and aggression and are nicely proportioned; this does not, although the convertible does look a but better. The Cross ire is also based on the original SLK chassis which makes for a vehicle that has the wonderful combination of being uninspiring to drive and expensive to repair.

I test drove an SLK when they came out with a manual transmission version and found it to be a complete snooze, being only good for posing and offered nothing to anyone that gave a damn about driving . I hated it and chose an older 968 instead.


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
06/29/2018 at 22:45

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I like the Crossfire. I did not know a manual was available until they were out of production.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
06/29/2018 at 22:46

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Crossfire: imported from Detroit. That about sums it up I think.  


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
06/29/2018 at 22:47

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Mercedes!


Kinja'd!!! AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
06/29/2018 at 22:50

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I think a tuned crossfire can be good. And don’t test me, I swear to god I’ll become oppo’s resident crossfire guy in 4 years


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/29/2018 at 22:52

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Crap Mercedes, only good for poseurs. Perfect for sorority girls upgrading from their triple white VW Cabriolet after graduation, or middle-aged divorcees on the prowl.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
06/29/2018 at 22:53

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Looks like t he owner ran out of Fs to give.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
06/29/2018 at 22:57

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Damn, you should write for FP.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
06/29/2018 at 23:00

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I’ve not heard a more appropriate analogy of the Crossfire's design.


Kinja'd!!!   > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
06/29/2018 at 23:02

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I have an unfortunate soft spot for Cross ires . I didn’t see American cars growing up so I always viewed the like 4 models that were sold in the country as something special. T his, the Grand Voyager, and a few Jeeps. 

I don’t think I’ve seen one in years :c


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/29/2018 at 23:04

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I’m assuming “Detroit” is another name for “Osnabrü ck”?


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
06/29/2018 at 23:07

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And the interior looked like it was made from the casings of off-brand consumer electronics. Because you want your dashboard to look like a genuine Pinnacle DVD/VCR Combo or Summit LCD TV. 

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Kinja'd!!! Brian McKay > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
06/29/2018 at 23:50

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968s can be awesome.

O ne of the British car magazines or Road & Track raved over the 968 Club Sport and said that it handled perfectly for a street car.


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
06/30/2018 at 09:31

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Meh. I like them. They look good and the design has aged well. 


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ranwhenparked
06/30/2018 at 10:54

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I’m glad silver center consoles   only lasted a few years.