Unnecessary Property Shopping with CaptDale

"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale) 06/29/2018 at 17:10 • Filed to: unnecessary property shopping with CaptDale

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I love the Central Coast of California a lot. But it is very expensive as living in CA always is. I have always wanted a ranch which !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and I discussed a little.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! sounds just about right to me. Fuck me $20 million plus god knows how much in property tax and wages to make the land make you money...

(photo dump for those at work or don’t want to open the link)

Honestly this would be perfect if I added a nice car shop to it to. I would love to just run a ranch. It may be hard work but I would get to be outside and have something to show for work... Like good stock and healthy animals. Plus all that space. Too bad California is going to hell in a handbasket with all its blue... Maybe my CO ranch idea is better but I can’t imagine being that far from the ocean,  

For Sweden > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 17:24

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If  it  does  not  have  cows  it  is  not  a  ranch

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 17:27

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That honestly seems like a pretty good deal...

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 17:31

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Are we making an Oppo Commune?  I’m in.  

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 17:34

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Holy shit, that is the property that is currently my work computer background. The want is strong. Anyone want to loan us $20MM?

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > For Sweden 06/29/2018 at 17:36

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Do capybara and land tortoises count? If not, I’d have a few cows. Cows are cool.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 17:38

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There seems to be an inadequate amount of affordable housing in this area for immigrants to live in.

CaptDale - is secretly British > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor 06/29/2018 at 17:42

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Dude yes!

CaptDale - is secretly British > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor 06/29/2018 at 17:42

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Dude yes!

CaptDale - is secretly British > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 06/29/2018 at 17:42

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I mean I will invite all Oppos to use my private race track

CaptDale - is secretly British > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 06/29/2018 at 17:43

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I agree

CaptDale - is secretly British > For Sweden 06/29/2018 at 17:43

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I would have cows, horses, maybe even pigs

CaptDale - is secretly British > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor 06/29/2018 at 17:43

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You want Mary Bara’s s ister there ?

fintail > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 17:43

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For the price of 3 ordinary Lake Washington waterfront mcmansions (or 2 tonier ones), this doesn’t seem that  bad.

His Stigness > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 17:53

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Can I build a place on your ranch? Considering I have family by the property it would be great. I do love the area you’re in, but it would be hard being further from the beach. I love walking outside at night and smelling that ocean air which is wreaking havoc on my Golfs parked outside. 

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 17:54

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She probably has enough to chip in on the purchase price haha

CaptDale - is secretly British > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor 06/29/2018 at 18:00

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Tax write off for GM proving ground “Ranch Truck Testing”

CaptDale - is secretly British > His Stigness 06/29/2018 at 18:01

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I mean I guess there is space. 

CaptDale - is secretly British > fintail 06/29/2018 at 18:01

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I will never own a “McMansion”

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 18:08

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This seems like Western ranching done wrong. You don’t want to own the property. You want to overgraze federal land leased at 1820's prices and sell your cattle at current market prices... /s.  That is a seriously cool property, though.

CaptDale - is secretly British > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 06/29/2018 at 18:10

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Lol I wish, but I also wouldn’t  mind it being MY land and tell you to get the fuck off it!

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 18:15

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Hahahah yes!

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 18:18

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Seems like it would be a huge amount of upkeep.  No thanks.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 06/29/2018 at 18:21

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Oh, the horror!  

For Sweden > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/29/2018 at 18:23

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Building housing on pristine nature to own the cons

BaconSandwich is tasty. > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 18:25

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1. Replace “horse” with “car”.

2. Start Oppo commune.

3. ???

4. Profit

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 18:26

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Hey now. I’ve been told to get the fuck off land by ranchers... only to point out that I’m also armed, that I left the gates how I found them and then pull out a map pointing out that we’re on BLM/Forest Service/state owned land/a county road and that they can fuck right off... I have cut off locks that ranchers have placed on county roads or forest service access roads that cross private land. The sagebrush rebellion types get their feeling hurt by that .

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > For Sweden 06/29/2018 at 18:33

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Just paint murals of nature on the buildings and it’ll be fine!

CaptDale - is secretly British > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 06/29/2018 at 18:41

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Well that is just wrong. If you are there legally etc then that’s one thing. Locking gates on BLM land isn’t cool if if you’re allowed to use it by the Gov. Always leave gets the way you found them etc.+

I’ll only tell people to fuck off when it is MY land and they have no right to be there. Of course any Oppo would be welcome

CaptDale - is secretly British > BaconSandwich is tasty. 06/29/2018 at 18:42

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Sounds logical

CaptDale - is secretly British > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 06/29/2018 at 18:42

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I like upkeep

CaptDale - is secretly British > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor 06/29/2018 at 18:42

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We may be on to something.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 19:06

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There is definitely a trend among ranchers out here to see the land as “theirs,” even when they’re leasing it (which means the public has an absolute right to use that land for recreational, too). I’ll call their bullshit every time in Southern and Western NM. In the northern part of the state, you have to be more careful about how you deal with them. Up north, there is a better chance that you’re dealing with a land grant activist. They range from people who held grants (that may or may not have been perfected) from Spain or Mexico that may or may not have been ignored by the United States after the war and/or stolen by the Santa Fe ring later on, to folks on older grants from the King of Spain (that, again, may or may not have been perfected) and honestly believe themselves to not be American citizens and not subject to the j urisdiction of United States. The land grant activists might actually shoot at you.

CaptDale - is secretly British > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 06/29/2018 at 20:10

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That is fucking crazy dude. THat sounds like Farcry 5 BS right there! I had no idea those people existed. 

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 21:30

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Northern New Mexico is an interesting place. While land grant activists are an extreme example, the culture, history and politics of Northern New Mexico are fascinating . At a basic level, there are significant numbers of people who’s ancestors didn’t cross borders so much as borders crossed them mixed in with a whole bunch of much more recent arrivals. There are some Hispanic families that have been here nearly continuously   (except for that whole pueblo revolt thing where the Northern P ue blos drove the Spanish out of NM in 1680 and kept them out for 12 years) since the 1500's. There are pueblos still existing today that have been continuously inhabited since hundreds of years before Columbus bumped into the Caribbean.

fintail > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 21:39

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Same here.

If for anything, because I could never afford one in my area, where a teardown 50s bungalow can be 7 figures.  But really, I would rather have a quality smaller house than a big pile of crap.

wafflesnfalafel > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/29/2018 at 22:39

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you know... with that kind of flowing elevation change, that would make for a spectacular track and with that much property.... “nordschleife west”.  Build it and they will come.  

CaptDale - is secretly British > wafflesnfalafel 06/30/2018 at 11:08

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OMG! I was thinking just turn on parcel into the track, but a whole ring, what an amazing Idea!