...Wait for it...

"boredalways" (boredalway666) 06/29/2018 at 15:35 • Filed to: shitpost

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ttyymmnn > boredalways 06/29/2018 at 15:44

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Bonnie and Clyde they ain’t. 

Chariotoflove > boredalways 06/29/2018 at 15:45

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So, the rear exit was locked?  I would have thought that was against fire codes.  Guess not.

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > boredalways 06/29/2018 at 15:53

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What did I just watch?

Aremmes > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 06/29/2018 at 15:57

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A physical manifestation of the stupid.

Party-vi > boredalways 06/29/2018 at 15:57

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This is so much better playing “Yakety Sax” in another tab.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > boredalways 06/29/2018 at 15:59

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My family is originally from this town.  Seems like a pretty ordinary day.

ttyymmnn > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 06/29/2018 at 16:00

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Arizona or Florida?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > boredalways 06/29/2018 at 16:00

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Meth, it’s a hell of a drug.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > ttyymmnn 06/29/2018 at 16:03

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Spruce Grove, AB.

From the Alberta Regional Dashboard:

“ Spruce Grove had 3,169 crimes committed in 2016. The number of crimes committed in Spruce Grove greatly increased 10.9% year-over-year, and increased 28.7% in the last five years.”

Lovely town.  Lovley province....

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Aremmes 06/29/2018 at 16:15

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But like... what was happening at the beginning?  What was that woman doing on that dude?  Were they doin’ it?  Were they fighting?  (One always leads to the other, I’m told...)

ttyymmnn > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 06/29/2018 at 16:15

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Just noticed the  yellow stripe on the officer’s leg. I really should have known better. Had this been the US, the cops just would have shot them and called it a day .

boredalways > Chariotoflove 06/29/2018 at 16:19

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In some municipalities, locking doors of a business due to safety issues can be triggered by the store staff and/or police to keep people in or out, is legal.

vicali > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 06/29/2018 at 16:24

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Bwaaahaa that’s the reddi mart on King, I lived in the Amberwynd a block away..

A n d I l a u g h e v e r y t i m e s h e d o e s h e r c e i l i n g d i s m o u n t . .

Aremmes > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 06/29/2018 at 16:25

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In the eternal words of Forrest Gump, “stupid is as stupid does.”

Urambo Tauro > boredalways 06/29/2018 at 16:31

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GET DOWN ON THE- yeah, like that.

someassemblyrequired > boredalways 06/29/2018 at 17:14

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Here’s the local news story which has way more details:

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/caught-on-camera-escape-attempt-ends-with-ceiling-plunge-1.3992552

pip bip - choose Corrour > boredalways 06/30/2018 at 08:04

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damn good entertainment