Me, to my dog: "I don't like you.  You kind of suck.  As a dog, you suck."

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/28/2018 at 20:43 • Filed to: None

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My dog: [Runs to my bed, jumps up , sits down, turns around, looks at me] “Bark.”

Me: “ Check. Mate. God, you suck so much.”

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DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Honeybunchesofgoats
06/28/2018 at 21:04

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I’ve often told my dog, Chewie, that he’s a great pet and a terrible dog. He doesn’t listen, poops indiscriminately, barks all the time at nothing and you can’t make  him stop...but we love him and he’s awesome. The other dog, Mookie, is just an all around good boy. 


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
06/28/2018 at 21:11

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I’ve been there. The good boy just sits there being a good boy. You think he’s just good and/or stupid, but that fucker is pulling all of the strings. 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Honeybunchesofgoats
06/28/2018 at 22:13

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Many many times I hate my dog but somehow I always miss her when she's staying at someone else's place.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Honeybunchesofgoats
06/29/2018 at 00:00

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My employee said bye to my dog today but not me. So there’s that.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > smobgirl
06/29/2018 at 04:22

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Well they can pet and snuggle your dog, they can’t do that to you, if they did, you’d have one hell of a look on your face before you flipped out on them. 


Kinja'd!!! sn4cktimes > smobgirl
06/29/2018 at 12:33

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I have also  done that to my boss.