Sienna? I barely even knew her!

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
06/29/2018 at 13:30 • Filed to: None

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A conversation between my dad and our neighbor

Neighbor: I totaled our sienna yesterday

Dad: How?

Neighbor: Some lady in an accord came around the corner at like 40mph

Neighbor: I hadn’t seen her coming and we crashed head on.

Me, some guy who makes bad puns: Don’t you mean “you never sienna coming?”

Neighbor: We’ve had that car for 6 years.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! vicali > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
06/29/2018 at 13:34

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H a h a , h e j u s t k e p t g o i n g ?

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
06/29/2018 at 13:35

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but did it burn??


Kinja'd!!! Aremmes > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
06/29/2018 at 13:37

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Smoosh.

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Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
06/29/2018 at 13:38

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What’s the problem? Just flatten the hood a bit and there will be no problems :p

I know someone else on here just got a Sienna of the same vintage , so I double-checked to make sure it wasn’ t the same one.


Kinja'd!!! Chuckles > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
06/29/2018 at 13:53

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If I totalled my car and somebody tried to force a pun about it the next day, I'd probably really want to punch that person. So ignoring the person was the right choice for your neighbor.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
06/29/2018 at 13:59

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Not helping.

(but still kinda  funny)


Kinja'd!!! cmill189 - sans Volvo > Chuckles
06/29/2018 at 14:09

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Yeah - punching a child doesn’t usually bode well for an adult.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > cmill189 - sans Volvo
06/29/2018 at 14:24

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ok a slap then.


Kinja'd!!! AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > Chuckles
06/29/2018 at 14:25

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Yeah. I apologized afterwards


Kinja'd!!! AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > Wacko
06/29/2018 at 14:26

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That wouldnt bode well either


Kinja'd!!! AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > dogisbadob
06/29/2018 at 14:27

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Yeah, no. This is also a family that owns 3 new Audi’s and BMW’s, and only uses one of them.


Kinja'd!!! Chuckles > cmill189 - sans Volvo
06/29/2018 at 14:38

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I never said I'd actually punch anybody, I'd just be mad if someone made a bad pun about my car getting totalled. I didn't even consider the fact that the person making the pun isn't old enough to drive.


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
06/29/2018 at 14:38

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Poor Sienna. :(


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
06/29/2018 at 14:39

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take away your internet privileges for a week then.


Kinja'd!!! cmill189 - sans Volvo > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
06/29/2018 at 14:45

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Now clean your room. 


Kinja'd!!! cmill189 - sans Volvo > Chuckles
06/29/2018 at 14:47

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I kinda figured that after I posted. 


Kinja'd!!! winterlegacy, here 'till the end > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
06/29/2018 at 17:34

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That’s one very big Camry dent. Should run just fine though.


Kinja'd!!! AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > winterlegacy, here 'till the end
06/29/2018 at 18:23

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Well yeah, they crashed 2 miles away and drove back.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
06/30/2018 at 08:16

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s/h bonnet, bumper and headlamp

good to go.