"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/27/2018 at 13:27 • Filed to: None | 4 | 4 |
6:01 a.m. There was a fender bender between a car and a horse in Whitefish.-
IT WASN’T ME
8:04 a.m. Two men were standing by a soda machine and “doing drugs.” Turns out they were just smoking some tobacco out of an old fashioned pipe.
8:34 a.m. A golf cart was stolen in Lakeside.
8:36 a.m. A turtle was trying to cross the road.
11:31 a.m. A deer was in the middle of the highway.
11:32 a.m. A Kalispell man complained about a dog belonging to two guys setting up a fireworks stand.
11:38 a.m. A Columbia Falls man inquired if law enforcement could drug test his daughter.
12:36 p.m. A Columbia Falls woman rescued a shelter dog. After the dog chased her horses around she decided to bring the dog back to the shelter.
1:33 p.m. Two men and a woman showed up at a trailer home in Olney and started grabbing stuff. When they were confronted they screamed, “She has a right to be here!”
1:59 p.m. A Columbia
Falls man called 911 because there was an old purple Escort driving
around his neighborhood that “doesn’t belong here.”
-HMMMM
WASN’T ME
2:02 p.m. A Kalispell pawnshop employee found some drug paraphernalia in a bag that was pawned last month. Apparently, the pawnshop was only interested in selling the bag and not the pipe and wanted help disposing of it.
3:36 p.m. A Kalispell man said he was unfairly evicted.
3:53 p.m. A FedEx truck driver ran into another vehicle.
-IT WASN’T ME
3:54 p.m. A local woman who was tired of her neighbor’s dog constantly barking went next door and stole the dog.
4:34 p.m. Someone owes the dump $26.39.
4:38 p.m. A new businessman called 911 because a competitor keeps calling and screaming, “This my valley!” in an apparent attempt to intimidate the man and prevent him from opening his new store.
5:05 p.m. A Kalispell man said he usually asks his roommate’s daughter to do his taxes this year. Unfortunately this year the daughter did the taxes and stole his identity.
8:18 p.m. A man almost caused an accident on U.S. Highway 93.-IT wasn’t me!!!
8:39 p.m. A phone book was stolen in Kalispell.
Chariotoflove
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/27/2018 at 14:14 | 2 |
12:36 p.m. A Columbia Falls woman rescued a shelter dog. After the dog chased her horses around she decided to bring the dog back to the shelter.
Way to throw the job interview, pooch.
Matt Nichelson
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/27/2018 at 14:24 | 1 |
Because stealing the dog will definitely make it shutup.
My X-type is too a real Jaguar
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/27/2018 at 14:26 | 1 |
The Phone
book that was stolen was the last phone book in existence
, a priceless artifact from the pre-internet era. I bet it was sold on the antiques black market.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/28/2018 at 06:43 | 0 |
she’s going places!