That's not right

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher) 06/27/2018 at 06:32 • Filed to: I gots proof!

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I’m at the University of Illinois Chicago all this week for training (UGH!!!) . They have put us up in the closest hotel, a fairly swanky Marriott. I noticed this in the elevator last night though.

I’m hoping I get the other elevator today. I want to check its permit now.

RacinBob > shop-teacher 06/27/2018 at 07:38

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I t means is the hotel hasn’t paid the i nspector’s kickback and if it isn’t done by tomorrow, plan to be taking the stairs.

Because Chicago

OPPOsaurus WRX > shop-teacher 06/27/2018 at 07:41

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Svend > shop-teacher 06/27/2018 at 07:42

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ttyymmnn > shop-teacher 06/27/2018 at 07:52

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Not only that, but the conditional certificate is expired. You should find the stairs, since you might need them when the conditional fire inspection expires. 

shop-teacher > ttyymmnn 06/27/2018 at 08:01

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I honestly wouldn't have thought much of it, if it hadn't been expired.

shop-teacher > RacinBob 06/27/2018 at 08:02

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Oh, I'm sure if they could've paid him off, they would have. Building inspectors are a special breed.

facw > shop-teacher 06/27/2018 at 08:06

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Maybe Illinois has different laws, but it has been ages since I saw any sort of inspection certificate in the elevator. Seems pretty much everywhere, they’ve been replaced by signs saying the certificate is on file somewhere:

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > shop-teacher 06/27/2018 at 08:24

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Only expired by a couple of days, if it was milk you’d still risk it. 

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > shop-teacher 06/27/2018 at 08:25

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Make American infrastructure great...again?

Ash78, voting early and often > shop-teacher 06/27/2018 at 09:43

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Ask Rahm “Read The F*cking” Emanuel.

That would be a great nickname.

shop-teacher > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 06/27/2018 at 10:01

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I took the elevator.  I AIN’T SKEERED!!!

shop-teacher > Ash78, voting early and often 06/27/2018 at 10:02

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As he shall b e forever known to me.

Urambo Tauro > shop-teacher 06/27/2018 at 10:25

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What condition(s)? 1 passenger at a time? Certain floors inaccessible?

Where have all the lightweights gone? > shop-teacher 06/27/2018 at 10:32

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They absolutely can be bought, but the conditional approval means they couldn’t pony up the full amount to get a pass.

shop-teacher > Urambo Tauro 06/27/2018 at 11:36

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I dunno!

fryguy > shop-teacher 06/28/2018 at 08:17

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Yowzaaaa he screamed as the elevator plunged to the basement!