Mumble Rap is the Hair Metal of the Rap Genre

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06/23/2018 at 13:04 • Filed to: None

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Commonalities include:

-generally light on substance
-flexing
-objectifying women
-drugs
-shit-talking
-goofy-ass outfits
-mostly about the vibe
-” that’s not real (insert genre here)“
-hella popular


DISCUSSION (27)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/23/2018 at 13:08

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-foreign cars

-misogyny

-shitty alcohol

-fuckin hoes

-crime

-guns


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/23/2018 at 13:08

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You just described all rap


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/23/2018 at 13:10

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Oh and having tattoos over your face, making you not only look stupid, but unemployable as well.

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Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > My bird IS the word
06/23/2018 at 13:10

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What about Run The Jewels or Kendrick Lamar ?


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > jkm7680
06/23/2018 at 13:11

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-Somehow connected to Ric Flair


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > My bird IS the word
06/23/2018 at 13:11

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-most- rap


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > jkm7680
06/23/2018 at 13:11

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Man, that guy from Blood On The Dance Floor did not age well.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/23/2018 at 13:12

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Oh, and making random dumb noises for no reason. 


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/23/2018 at 13:26

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Not a fan.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/23/2018 at 13:30

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Ugh kids these days


Kinja'd!!! CTSenVy > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/23/2018 at 13:31

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Thankfully, thanks to spotify and satellite radio, I don’t know who any of these people are.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > sony1492
06/23/2018 at 13:32

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-modern- rap. You can’t say that Run   DMC and the Beastie Boys weren’t the shit.


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > Rainbow
06/23/2018 at 13:38

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There is a significant amount of less popular rappers that are lyricists today.

And we should not forget that B iggie and tupac was about all the same things that modern raps about today.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/23/2018 at 13:39

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“Mumble Rap is the Hair Metal of the Rap Genre”?

Now I know what the individual words are, but the way you put them together there, makes no sense to me at all.

What the hell is-

Mumble Rap and

hair Metal?

Actually maybe I don't want to know. It sounds like it'll dilute and pollute my brain. 


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > jkm7680
06/23/2018 at 13:39

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No need to apply for jobs.  They’ll do this their whole life. Everything lasts forever 


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/23/2018 at 13:40

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You forgot lacking real talent 


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Svend
06/23/2018 at 13:43

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Hair metal is like Def Leppard and Motley Crue FWIW


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > My bird IS the word
06/23/2018 at 13:46

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No


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/23/2018 at 13:48

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Then there’s good rap, like K-Dot, J. Cole, Pac, Biggie, Joyner, Logic, some of X, etc.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
06/23/2018 at 13:51

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Even Ye was pretty good from a human aspect. In terms of rap for the “vibes” there’s way better stuff than mainstream soundcloud rap.   $uicideboy$, Lil Peep, Lund and Wicca Phase Springs Eternal immediately spring to mind.


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/23/2018 at 13:51

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Dare I say it.....how about XXXTENTACION


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/23/2018 at 14:26

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I don’t get it either


Kinja'd!!! Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > My bird IS the word
06/23/2018 at 14:27

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Just be cause you don’t like rap does not mean that all rappers are light on substance or objectify women or shit talk or glorify drugs. Lots and lots of rappers don’t do that. You can not like something without being dismissive of it.


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > jkm7680
06/23/2018 at 14:45

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Just like you


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06/23/2018 at 16:27

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You say that like hair metal was actually bad. I’ll still rip through some White Lion any day of the week.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
06/23/2018 at 22:07

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Some of his later stuff was pretty vibes. His early stuff had gnarly vocal fry, I’m surprised he wasn’t in any punk or hardcore bands.


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/23/2018 at 22:36

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Imma basically sum up his style based on his albums/projects:

Revenge: psychodelic type scream rap, multi-genre with some psychodelic distorted soft sung songs. Good stuff.

17: his personal struggle, mostly sung and barely rap, more r&b and soft rock. Any screams you hear are softer screams of pain. Kinda contradictory but whatever.

?: A mix of a lot of things; old school rap, soft and hard rock, r&b, Hispanic music, modern sort of mumble rap, and more. This album was intended to have at least one song for everyone.

More tomorrow, mom's making me go to bed :/