Instead of the Blazer... 

"Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin) 06/22/2018 at 23:32 • Filed to: None

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Can we just have off road trims of the existing GM crossovers? 

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 06/22/2018 at 23:43

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That would imply them actually having to seriously contend with doing real offroad work

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 06/22/2018 at 23:45

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Meanwhile, at Chrysler...

Sporty Blacked out S-Appearance package for a Hybrid Minivan

https://www.motor1.com/news/249995/chrysler-pacifica-hybrid-black/

wafflesnfalafel > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 06/22/2018 at 23:45

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“Max Trax”

Alfalfa > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 06/22/2018 at 23:47

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I want an offr oad trim of every road vehicle ever.

Nibby > Alfalfa 06/22/2018 at 23:50

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i want an off road 1995 taurus wagon

Spaceball-Two > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/22/2018 at 23:53

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If I had 4 more kids I would rock that shit.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/22/2018 at 23:56

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Honestly, that partly fixes one of my biggest issues with the Pacifica - that god awful rear. Blacking it all out makes it look a bit more proper.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Alfalfa 06/22/2018 at 23:56

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Now we're talking! 

dogisbadob > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 06/23/2018 at 00:06

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Bring back the Suzuki Vitara/Chevy Tracker!

And they should’ve just given us the international Blazer

Svend > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 06/23/2018 at 00:13

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Three GM vehicles in the U.K. that will never be seen with any ‘off road trims’.

Mokka X ,

Crossland X,

Grandland X,

AestheticsInMotion > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/23/2018 at 00:16

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I like that a lot. Huh

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > dogisbadob 06/23/2018 at 00:16

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I’m hoping they bring it over as some other model. Bison, Bruin or Kodiak 

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 06/23/2018 at 00:30

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Probably equally as useless off road, so why not?

Amoore100 > Nibby 06/23/2018 at 00:38

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DIY

OPPOsaurus WRX > Nibby 06/23/2018 at 07:13

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its not a 95 but i did do a taurus wagon in offroad trim

Nibby > OPPOsaurus WRX 06/23/2018 at 08:38

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gib

Nibby > Amoore100 06/23/2018 at 08:38

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GIB

sn4cktimes > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/23/2018 at 09:52

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I just saw one of these while riding home from work yesterday. It was about as good looking as a current minivan’s gonna get. It’s no Delica or “dustbuster”  though...

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Svend 06/23/2018 at 10:18

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The Mokka X and the Trax Active up there are the same car

Mercedes Streeter > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 06/23/2018 at 10:50

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Noooooooooo, those were big chunky trucks. Bring it over as the Trailblazer. The Blazer is the "small" model and the Trailblazer is the grown up!

Svend > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 06/23/2018 at 11:10

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You’ll still never see a Mokka X dressed up though on this side of the pond, definitely not on this island. 

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 06/23/2018 at 17:37

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New rule for all automakers: if your vehicle has AWD or 4WD, you are now required to offer an off road trim, at least as an off road package.

That means we’ll get Outback versions of every Subaru. Could you imagine a WRX Outback? Bouncing off the rev limiter with a straight pipe in Moab with vape pouring out of the windows and coolant out of the head gasket.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Mercedes Streeter 06/23/2018 at 19:20

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This is true! But I hate to see such wonderful names go to waste. I think having a Blazer and Trailblazer that are very different vehicles would be unwise for GM

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Svend 06/23/2018 at 19:27

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That’s true, they’d probably do better with a hot 2.0T version, which would be pretty cool honestly

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 06/23/2018 at 19:30

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Yes! That would be great! Or an Escape or Explorer Raptor? They’d sell like crazy

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 06/23/2018 at 20:16

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Hear me out: Focus Raptor.

Svend > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 06/23/2018 at 21:06

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Here. In 2.0 form, nobody would buy it, the Mokka X is a vehicle bought by the older generation for it’s higher stance of a easier ingres and egress. People younger than them will buy one because of their more commanding view of the road and cheap price but have no interest in cars.

A 2.0T would use more fuel, be a higher tax bracket, higher insurance and generally over powered and impractical for anything. 

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 06/24/2018 at 00:26

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So Focus Active with the 2.3T and AWD? Sign me up! 

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 06/24/2018 at 08:03

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What I’m really going for is Focus ST with a lift kit

Kar Wai Wong > Alfalfa 07/05/2018 at 06:10

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Car makers be like: