If the BMW is the only one parked correctly, does the universe implode?

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
06/22/2018 at 18:24 • Filed to: None

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Alternative title: most poeople in South Carolina need to repeat kindergarten because they never learned how to stay between the lines.

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Kinja'd!!! nj959 > E90M3
06/22/2018 at 18:37

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Not when the other vehicles are a work van, a bro truck, and a Benz.

Maybe if they were a Volvo, an Outback, and a Saab.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > E90M3
06/22/2018 at 18:37

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This holds true on the road too. 


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > E90M3
06/22/2018 at 18:59

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People who drive trucks that do not back them into parking spots are not to be trusted.


Kinja'd!!! CompactLuxuryFan > E90M3
06/22/2018 at 19:09

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Off-topic (except maybe in E90-ness), but can you point me to where I go to get authorship?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CompactLuxuryFan
06/22/2018 at 19:13

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Theres a post floating around somewhere or you could ask one of the mods. 


Kinja'd!!! CompactLuxuryFan > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/22/2018 at 19:27

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Yes, somewhere, but where?


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > CompactLuxuryFan
06/22/2018 at 19:36

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https://oppositelock.kinja.com/psst-hey-you-want-some-authorship-1787635220


Kinja'd!!! TchmilFan > E90M3
06/22/2018 at 20:33

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You’re presuming that there  is where they wanted to park


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > E90M3
06/22/2018 at 21:56

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Oh look it’s a Mercedouche


Kinja'd!!! MiniGTI - now with XJ6 > E90M3
06/22/2018 at 22:12

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I saw this exact scenario at a pizza place recently. A whole line of about 8 SUVS and minivans— every one parked crooked or off center—and then a random perfectly parked BMW.