![]() 06/22/2018 at 12:08 • Filed to: Instagram, bmw, Listicles | ![]() | ![]() |
You wouldn’t believe who made the list... !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
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You, a casual: Instagram a watch in a new BMW
Me, an intellectual: Instagram a Rolex with my rusted Toyota
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#Elitist #WatchNerd #Hairyhands #AwkwardPhoto #NotInstagrammable
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There’s nothing elitist about a nice juicy steakburger
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Tacky watch and a blue and white roundel, match made in heaven.
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Bmw has amazing presence in social media. Hopefully Kia can get there soon.
I’m just waiting for the inevitable oppo called “CKGT”
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“ Yeah whatever but you don’t have 50,000 followers and sponsorship from the best Chinese replica watch brands and sponsored travel to ‘exclusive events’ , Bruh.”
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Wearing a $30,000 AP and driving a $10,000 E9x. I love it.
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I lol’d at the first (and only) comment.
“What about the Can-Am Spyder?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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You think it’s the real deal? I bet most of them on Insta are replicas
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BMW as #1 makes sense, think of all the asshole bros on insta
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saved you a click and ads
10. Jeep
9. Lamborghini
8. Porsche
7. Toyota
6. Mercedes-Benz
5. Ferrari
4. Audi
3. Ford
2. Honda
1. BMW
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100%. Fake chinese watch, used base BMW: Realtor s tarter kit.
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Only #1 matters hence the pic. BMW is Best Brah.
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“You wouldn’t believe who made the list” is such clickbait BS
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You should work for Jalopnik. The clickbait is strong with this one
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I know LOL I was being satirical. Don’t mind you posting the list at all. Didn’t think anyone would be that interested in the full thing.
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Much appreciated. You think I could take on the intern when it comes to Hot Takes?
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Now that's a hot take. No
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Thanks. I sure AF wasn’t clicking the link.
Presume it took 20 minutes of bullshit ads and 49 clicks to get it all?
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There's nothing satirical or funny about clickbait. This is a serious matter that we Oppos must take into our own hand to defeat. We found the mole, guys!
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How do you defeat the Black Panther... Click here to find out .
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All ya gotta do is snap your fingers
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I saw that coming but I’m coming back , they just announced Black Panther 2 bitches! Down but not out.
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Am I doing this right?
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#NailedIt. What’s your instagram handle dude, I’ll follow you
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My Instagram is actually 90% pretty pictures of vegan food I cook and/or get at restaurants, and 10% gym selfies.
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You mean to tell me, Audi wasn’t #1? I mean let’s be honest, anyone with an Audi is a far larger wanker than a BMW owner. This coming from both a former Audi and BMW owner.
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disappointed, no Dacia