When you live in a war zone, but want to hit the twistys.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 06/21/2018 at 21:51 • Filed to: None

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It lacking a 3rd pedal, but one will live.

Plenty of trunk space.

It has plenty of features:

Installation of High Performance Software

Full Turbo & Stainless Steel Back Exhaust System

Stoptec Brake Kit for increased braking ability

Suspension upgrades to boost performance in cornering and to handle the harsher road conditions in Nigeria

Cold Air Intake to help with Engine Heat

Upgrades improve Horsepower from a Base 200HP to approximately 275HP

It also has B6 Level protection with:

Vertical Panel Protection

Certified Bullet Resistant Glass

Roof Protection

Blast Protected Floor

Battery & CPU Protection

Reinforced or TAG made Door Hinges

Run Flat Tire Systems

Door Overlap Protection

Professional Interior Finishing

Upgraded Suspension Systems

Reinforced Braking

Partial Operational Driver Window

In the link it shows plenty of options including these to be like a German James Bond:

Nail/Tack Thrower

Shocking Door Handles

Emergency/Escape Hatch

Smoke Screen

Battering Ram Package

Spanfeller is a twat > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 06/21/2018 at 21:54

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Meh. see those all the time. Also GLIs with the VR4 glass.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 06/21/2018 at 21:56

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FAIL.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/21/2018 at 22:02

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6-speed “instant oil slick” transmission

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 06/21/2018 at 22:03

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Are you telling me it leaks? It Cannot be! it’s a VAG product!

My citroen won't start > Spanfeller is a twat 06/21/2018 at 22:05

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But how often do you see these wonderful things?

The factory armored Passat Protect.

Spanfeller is a twat > My citroen won't start 06/21/2018 at 22:10

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oof. That looks fantastic.

Though I’m not sure we ever got it. We did get the Bora Security, which was VR4.

you can option a new Q5 with bulletproofing. on the Audi website. But I think that’s as far as VWAG goes with factory armoring. 

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/21/2018 at 22:15

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It doesn’t leak. The oil puddles around the blastproof floor.

WilliamsSW > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 06/21/2018 at 23:21

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Ooh perfect! I wanted an automatic GTI, but 5 00 pounds heavier!