The real shame is that Chevy launched the Blazer 2 month late

"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
06/21/2018 at 19:22 • Filed to: None

...well, 2 months and a day

If you’re gonna target millennials then you’ve gotta make it a meme bro...

DISCUSSION (18)

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/21/2018 at 19:31

You can still blaze it. ..In a dumpster fire.

Spanfeller is a twat > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/21/2018 at 19:31

So they tried to make it look like a Camaro outside and inside... yet it’s a FWD crossover that will have anemic engines?

God. dammit.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Spanfeller is a twat
06/21/2018 at 19:32

Standard Operating Procedure when it comes to the crossover market.

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
06/21/2018 at 19:34

So stupid. That SUV needs an LS, an LSD and rwd at least.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Spanfeller is a twat
06/21/2018 at 19:35

“ Anemic engines”

the 3.6 makes 300hp...

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/21/2018 at 19:36

I literally considered titling my post about it, “Chevrolet blazes it with the new Blazer.”

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Spanfeller is a twat
06/21/2018 at 19:36

Are you going to complain about this everywhere .

Spanfeller is a twat > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/21/2018 at 19:36

That’d be okay... if it didn’t weigh close to two metric tons.

Spanfeller is a twat > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
06/21/2018 at 19:38

Yes, it’s Blazer theme day!

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Spanfeller is a twat
06/21/2018 at 19:39

It’s a CUV, that’ll be plenty quick and more than enough power to mall crawl.

Spanfeller is a twat > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/21/2018 at 19:42

Exactly my point; GM already makes four CUVs on the C1XX platform, they already have more than enough shit to sell for the mall crawlers.

They could’ve used the Blazer as a competitor for more iconic SUVs like the Wrangler, or the Bronco. Yes... they would’ve used more RnD money (or not, just make a Colorado with a cab) but it would’ve made a more interesting product out of the Blazer, and not a waste of space.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Spanfeller is a twat
06/21/2018 at 19:47

I mean, they could literally just import the foreign market TrailBlazer which already exists. But I understand their logic, I just fear an upcoming over saturation of the CUV market, and a collapse.

Kinja'd!!!

Spanfeller is a twat > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/21/2018 at 19:49

Meh, you guys tend to lust over Latin American Domestic Market cars, but they tend to be POS... that trailblazer is probably considerably worse than the blazer itself.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Spanfeller is a twat
06/21/2018 at 19:53

It’s literally a Colorado SUV like you asked for above...

Spanfeller is a twat > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/21/2018 at 19:56

I think the design is a bit outdated (aesthetically) though I do concede I thought it was based on an older chasis and not a modern “ sold in the US ” chasis .

The old Blazer was made until 2012 in Brazil!

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Spanfeller is a twat
06/21/2018 at 21:16

I mean it's not like the old one didn't. And it only had what, 200hp?

Spanfeller is a twat > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
06/21/2018 at 21:25

well, the z28 went from 320hp to 505 in around ten years.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Spanfeller is a twat
06/21/2018 at 21:45

All I’m saying is the old s10 blazer was pudgy and slow, so there’s no reason for the new one not to be that way. In comparison to my ‘01 Jimmy , my ‘93 Grand Cherokee feels light and nimble. And there was a noticeable difference between the two on the trailer behind a UHaul truck.