"Hamtractor" (johnny-bullet)
06/20/2018 at 00:46 • Filed to: None
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"Hamtractor" (johnny-bullet)
06/20/2018 at 00:46 • Filed to: None | 5
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I was a bouncer from 1999-2014. Most of the time I Swayzee’d the hell outta troublemakers, but every now and then...
ttyymmnn
> Hamtractor
06/20/2018 at 01:07 |
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You might want to get that looked at.
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Hamtractor
> Hamtractor
06/20/2018 at 01:09 |
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The perpetrator of the above referenced incident, one of three fine gentlemen who were convinced that despite their slight stature and soft, lotiony hands, they could take my partner and I. Ten staples for me, one sidewalk nap for the lil feller and his friends initiated an escape and evasion plan that did not include Sleepy...
AestheticsInMotion
> Hamtractor
06/20/2018 at 01:23 |
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So did you finish up the night looking like that? I bet no one else gave you any trouble
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Hamtractor
06/20/2018 at 04:21 |
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i hope he felt the sole of your shoe/boot too
McMike
> Hamtractor
06/20/2018 at 05:38 |
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I didn’t pay much attention to the second photo, and thought you were a bouncer at an arcade. Expected to see this as the perpetrator of the above referenced incident
I now realize it was a bar, but the thought of an arcade made me giggle.
random001
> Hamtractor
06/20/2018 at 06:38 |
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Hamtractor
> McMike
06/20/2018 at 07:33 |
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An arcade bar! Thought it would be a nice peaceful gig after years of roughhousing and fisticuffs... noooope.
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Hamtractor
> ttyymmnn
06/20/2018 at 07:35 |
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Back then I had a doctor buddy from my days as a fireman, and he’d make house calls for $50. He was a frequent visitor, lol!
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Hamtractor
> pip bip - choose Corrour
06/20/2018 at 07:42 |
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Nope, I was a professional! Muy Thai knees up the middle followed by a right cross. In all those years bouncing, probably over 150 fights and scuffles, and this guy, a few months before I retired, was the only guy I ever flat knocked unconscious. It’s actually really hard to do with one or two shots. We didn’t even call the cops on him, just got him a taxi and sent him on his way!
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pip bip - choose Corrour
> Hamtractor
06/20/2018 at 07:43 |
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disappointed.
:P
Sovande
> Hamtractor
06/20/2018 at 08:21 |
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Those kids at the arcade can be tough.
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Hamtractor
> AestheticsInMotion
06/20/2018 at 09:09 |
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It was last call, so once we sent the dummies home, my girlfriend drove me home where the doc stapled me shut. I had no real recollection of the fight itself, just some fuzzy memories of thinking I had to go into beserker mode because I knew I was hurt bad and we were outnumbered. Lucky for me, the security cameras caught the whole thing start to finish and the video provided me with the details. Concussions are lame. When I proposed to my now-wife, she was adamant that I give up bouncing because she didn’t want me coming home a vegetable some night. Between my youthful indiscretions, a few years fighting Marines in the Navy and all those years bouncing, I took plenty of shots to the dome and they do indeed have a cumulative effect, lol...
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McMike
> Hamtractor
06/20/2018 at 09:17 |
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Dave & Lip Busters
Textured Soy Protein
> Hamtractor
06/20/2018 at 10:46 |
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It’s because of all those video games rotting people’s brains.