I think the drug tester needs drug testing 

"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury) 06/18/2018 at 14:18 • Filed to: None

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1) you can just press the button on top of that black part and not have it affect the alleged ‘security’ tape, defeating the purpose of putting the tape there in the first place

2) it flushes automatically, once again defeating the purpose of the tape

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 06/18/2018 at 14:30

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Kind of a battle of wits here, with both contestants unarmed. Is the person in charge of the drug tester more of an idiot than they’re expecting drug testees to be? It could be that if those tested are stupid enough, this isn’t a problem.

Thomas Donohue > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 06/18/2018 at 14:32

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Is this a FedEx drug test?

If not, I have many questions.

CalzoneGolem > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 06/18/2018 at 14:48

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I was once let into a drug test while holding a large Dunkin’ coffee. It could have easily been a large cup of hot clean urine.

E92M3 > Thomas Donohue 06/18/2018 at 14:51

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I was thinking the same.

Probably just another one of those “any lab test” places in a strip mall.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Thomas Donohue 06/18/2018 at 15:19

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No. Public transportation agency...

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 06/18/2018 at 15:20

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I’m confused too. How come an installed toilet has priority boarding?

Thomas Donohue > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 06/18/2018 at 15:27

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Might as well use some duct tape. It’s a freaking shipping label.

Or, the janitor put it on there because the toilet is broken.

Ash78, voting early and often > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 06/18/2018 at 16:00

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“The pink zone is for unloading of yellow and brown passengers only.”

Wait, that might have been an actual announcement in the 1930s...

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Thomas Donohue 06/18/2018 at 16:09

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On weekends, usually, a company comes in for “random” drug tests, and applies tape over the handle to make sure you don’t flush. Why FedEx tape? I dunno...

It’s amazing how many of the younger employees of color are allegedly the ones chosen to get tested after returning from vacations in California, Colorado, Washington, etc. I have no hard facts, just comments from some of the testees.

jkm7680 > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 06/29/2018 at 22:40

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Then do all the crystal meth you want! Woo hoo!