No jump because I’m cackling 

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern) 06/17/2018 at 21:40 • Filed to: None

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Also, because if this offends anyone, they derserve it anyways.

E90M3 > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 06/17/2018 at 21:46

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I’m offended that you think I would be offended.

Ash78, voting early and often > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 06/17/2018 at 21:47

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The worst thing I could think of would be a Patriots fan with a rebel flag and a crossfit sticker on a WRX.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > E90M3 06/17/2018 at 21:49

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I’m offended that you thought my offensive would offend you.

E90M3 > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 06/17/2018 at 21:50

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Wow. I’m going to need a safe space now.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 06/17/2018 at 21:52

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i dont know what im sposed to be offended at

hashtag european

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > E90M3 06/17/2018 at 21:55

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You’re in NY. Should be a easy to find one 2nd to San Fran

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Ash78, voting early and often 06/17/2018 at 21:55

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You forgot the 26.2 sticker

E90M3 > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 06/17/2018 at 21:57

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True. I should see if my hotel has one. Although, it was probably in that Prius doing the speed limit in the left lane today.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 06/17/2018 at 22:00

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I’d be offended too if my favorite things were participation trophies.

Ash78, voting early and often > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/17/2018 at 22:16

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Dude...duuude. I totally typed that, but replaced it with Crossfit at the last second.

Worse would be some ultramarathon distance where you think it’s a radio station.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Ash78, voting early and often 06/17/2018 at 22:22

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I should get a 5.4 sticker — the ABV of this pale ale I’m drinking

SHARPSPEED > Ash78, voting early and often 06/17/2018 at 22:26

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Or an “Namaste”/”Coexist” sticker on a ratty 5th gen Mustang. AKA one of my assbag Neighbor’s buddies.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Ash78, voting early and often 06/17/2018 at 22:28

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I think the rebel flag makes yours worse, but I initially thought Cowboys fan driving a bro-dozer flying a don’t tread on me flag with a “No Fear” and/or Monster sticker with that Calvin pissing on another make sticker

Dusty Ventures > Ash78, voting early and often 06/17/2018 at 22:32

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I feel like if you completed a three-digits-before-the-decimal ultramarathon you’ve earned the right to an obnoxious sticker, but that’s just me.

Ash78, voting early and often > Dusty Ventures 06/17/2018 at 22:46

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Absolutely...but that doesn’t mean bragging about one’s athletic hobbies isn’t obnoxious in general.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/17/2018 at 23:22

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13.1

Dusty Ventures > Ash78, voting early and often 06/17/2018 at 23:24

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True enough

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/17/2018 at 23:24

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It’s your fault for letting the rebels drive the English out during the revolutionary war.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SHARPSPEED 06/17/2018 at 23:26

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HE > i

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 06/18/2018 at 08:21

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I was going to say Boston, but then I realized it’s just the homer announcers that are annoying.

Due to my lack of knowledge about the west I’m gonna go with Montreal or Ottawa

Dusty Ventures > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 06/18/2018 at 11:59

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I live in Massacusetts. I’d say Boston. (After the Confederacy)