o my little child..... what to do with you

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
06/15/2018 at 14:52 • Filed to: None

the things kids say...

later that afternoon the teacher emailed my wife asking if she could clarify what the ‘child’ meant.

DISCUSSION (30)

atfsgeoff > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/15/2018 at 15:03

one hundred inch-feet tall! Damn buddy, you should be playing for the NBA

Ash78, voting early and often > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/15/2018 at 15:08

A couple years back, one of mine listed one of my favorite things as DADDY BICYCLE BEER.

It was because Fat Tire had a memorable logo to them. And it’s weird because I’ve bough Fat Tire 3 or 4 times in my life...

No message from teacher. She was probably like “yeah that explains a lot” (daddy has some DUIs and rides a bike)

OPPOsaurus WRX > Ash78, voting early and often
06/15/2018 at 15:10

haha i guess she wanted to make sure i wasn;t watching Girls Gone wild with them. Like WTF???

PartyPooper2012 > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/15/2018 at 15:10

Are you me? Am I you? Is the matrix broken again?

Ash78, voting early and often > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/15/2018 at 15:11

That narc-out effort would not have gone well in my house, even after the confusion was settled.

functionoverfashion > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/15/2018 at 15:13

Yup, this is pretty amazing. I love these things from the kids on Father’s day, and can’t wait to see mine.

The DVD comment is just amazing, though. Really, all of it.

Party-vi > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/15/2018 at 15:15

What’s the conversion for inches-feet? Is that like pound-newtons?

OPPOsaurus WRX > Ash78, voting early and often
06/15/2018 at 15:16

yea my wife has been giving me funny looks

OPPOsaurus WRX > functionoverfashion
06/15/2018 at 15:17

they are twins, the other was pretty spot on, got chowder as my favorite food and didn;t make me look like a perv. gold star for her.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Party-vi
06/15/2018 at 15:18

its one year reduction of my life per 15 inches-feet

For Sweden > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/15/2018 at 15:22

I think GTA V is probably worse than most “girl in bathing suit” TV shows

Takuro Spirit > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/15/2018 at 15:23

Good at the act of, or going to?

Chariotoflove > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/15/2018 at 15:26

Mine is 12 now. She’d write something like that on purpose.

OPPOsaurus WRX > For Sweden
06/15/2018 at 15:26

yea, they dont see that part of it though. the most i’ve let them do is drive the car. for the most part they try to obey traffic laws and not kill people. And they certainly dont go online with it.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Ash78, voting early and often
06/15/2018 at 15:27

o and fat tire is delicious.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Takuro Spirit
06/15/2018 at 15:28

lol i’d have to get clarification from her, but i’m assuming going to the dump although i can bomb the porcelain with some ferocity.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Chariotoflove
06/15/2018 at 15:28

lol, which would translate into ‘who wants to sleep in the basement tonight’

Chariotoflove > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/15/2018 at 15:49

Texas, no basements. :((

shop-teacher > Chariotoflove
06/15/2018 at 15:53

A real punishment* is having to sleep in the attic!

*could lead to actual death

OPPOsaurus WRX > Chariotoflove
06/15/2018 at 15:56

so where are all your mechanical related items like a water heater. do you even have a furnace?

Chariotoflove > shop-teacher
06/15/2018 at 15:56

“Don’t try this at home” never applied more than in this case.

Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/15/2018 at 16:07

I live in SC and we don’t have basements either. All that stuff’s in the garage. Also, what’s a furnace?

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Chariotoflove
06/15/2018 at 16:16

What do you do if there are tornadoes???

Chariotoflove > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/15/2018 at 16:24

It’s all in the attic.

Chariotoflove > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
06/15/2018 at 16:25

Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/15/2018 at 17:01

Ontario resident here with no basement or garage!

My furnace is bolted to the roof of the crawlspace/main level floor. My water heater is tucked away in a closet behind the main floor half-bath!

Also, would not put child in crawlspace. Would likely get eaten by spooky spiders.

Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/15/2018 at 17:04

That’s also one of my favourite TV shows!

Steam doesn’t give me a nifty DVD though :(

His Stigness > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/15/2018 at 17:07

Did your child actually write that?

OPPOsaurus WRX > His Stigness
06/15/2018 at 18:11

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/15/2018 at 18:56

There aren’t basements (for the most part) in the desert southwest, either. The mechanical stuff like the water heater and furnace are usually in the garage. Sometimes they will be in a utility closet inside the house on newer construction.