15 years old

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 06/08/2018 at 16:21 • Filed to: caught on dashcam, Car Crashes, Idiots are EVERYWHERE, Idiots, Crash

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Dumbass crashes Audi, but thankfully didn’t kill anyone including himself. Gets out and immediately yells “Someone just hit me” LOL nice try kid.

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 16:26

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But someone did hit him: reality

Gerry197 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 16:28

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Someone hit him, yea right. He was flying down that street, this is why a 15 year old shouldn’t be driving a car. Luckily no kids were playing on the streets.

Party-vi > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 16:29

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That’s a VW (I know, but still).

Nibby > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 16:31

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ffs why did he have to ruin a perfectly good corolla? couldn’t he have crashed into a BMW X6

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Nibby 06/08/2018 at 16:31

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He wanted to give it the Camry dent

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 16:32

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Had a hearty lol at all the people coming out of their houses at the end of the video

Svend > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 16:33

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If I was there, I’d of hit him, repeatedly.

And told him to get dressed before he leaves the house and no drive with slip on slippers.

DutchieDC2R > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 16:34

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Good windshieldwipers!

CalzoneGolem > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 16:35

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Also, WHAT ARE THOSE!

Spanfeller is a twat > Svend 06/08/2018 at 16:41

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Oh, isn’t it illegal to drive with slippers in some countries? It’s a big fine in Spain

DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 16:42

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That dude needs a ride in the back of a cruiser to a jail cell. People could have been killed and he desperately needs a lesson in personal responsibility.

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > Party-vi 06/08/2018 at 16:43

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Yeah looks like a passat, what a dumbass. How do you get so out of shape with a front wheel drive car, or AWD? Wow, good thing no kids were out, what a fucktard.

Svend > Spanfeller is a twat 06/08/2018 at 16:48

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I believe so.

I know in the U.K. it’s not illegal to drive in slippers, barefoot or flip flops, ‘providing you can operate the vehicle safely’. If you get in a a collision then it will be taken into account and you may get charged with driving a vehicle whilst not in full control’.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 16:52

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I lost my NSX to an irresponsible 16 year old. Statesticly, teens and the elderly have the highest collision rates, which makes sense when you consider your own anecdotal data as well.

If only there was a consistently repeatable way to make teens understand that it’s not just all bullshit about responsibility coming out of people’s mouths. I mean, before the tragedy, not after.

LOREM IPSUM > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 16:56

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Are shorts with black socks pulled all the way up and slippers considered cool by todays youth?

My, how things have changed.

Urambo Tauro > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 16:58

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I’d love to be a fly on the wall when this footage is played back to the kid. Even better if his parents are in the room at that moment.

Berang > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 17:01

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wtf was that for

Also if he is 15, wouldn’t he be driving on a permit and need somebody else in the car with him? He’s gone way up a certain creek without a paddle.

Echo51 > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 06/08/2018 at 17:02

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Can’t fix stupid in some people sadly.

His Stigness > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 17:03

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Aww, did that hurt? Good! You little fuck.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > LOREM IPSUM 06/08/2018 at 17:16

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Yes. My nephews do this shit all the time. Underarmour shirt, basketball shorts and this monstrosity is their standard Uniform

XJDano > merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc 06/08/2018 at 17:31

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I think he would have made it if it wasn’t for the car parked away from the curb up the street. Then an over reaction to miss cars on the right and lock the brakes.

Too fast in a residential area.

Mercedes Streeter > Spanfeller is a twat 06/08/2018 at 17:39

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The US does it by state, but for the vast majority of the country, it’s not even illegal to drive barefoot...like I do!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Berang 06/08/2018 at 17:45

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Depends on the state. In SC, you can get your license(time restricted) 6 months after your permit.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 17:47

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Pretty sure that’s a Passat, dude.

Otherwise though, fucking idiot kid.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 06/08/2018 at 17:48

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Thought it was a B5 A4. Oh well,I guess they are all the same.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 17:50

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Coming from and Audi lover, basically, yeah. Especially then.

LOREM IPSUM > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 17:54

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Maaaaannn, they would have gotten roasted by literally everyone they came across back in the day.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > LOREM IPSUM 06/08/2018 at 18:01

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Nope because everyone their age dresses the same way. It’s “Basketball-Fashion” and yes I asked them about it.

d15b > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 18:11

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Basketball fashion. Doesn’t B-Ball. Looks like good at B-Ball. Profit.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > d15b 06/08/2018 at 18:13

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They both play on the school B-ball team LOL. Can’t speak for those who don’t play and dress up like this though. I have seen many college athletes including Football players in the same outfit.

d15b > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 18:21

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Got it. What this means is that we are old as fuck. No problem, I can deal with that. :D

Tristan > Mercedes Streeter 06/08/2018 at 23:13

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I drive barefoot 99% of the time. I’m 6'7" with size 14s, so shoes take up a lot of room and the extra inches of the soles take up leg room. I’m so used to the extra pedal feel and “connectedness” that driving with shoes on just feels like rebuilding a carburetor with thick leather gloves on.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/08/2018 at 23:15

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Me irl

Tristan > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 06/08/2018 at 23:16

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I’ve thought about getting my kids a craigslist beater for $300 and having them crash it into a large tree at 30 mph. As the late, great R. Lee Ermy believed: there are 2 things that motivate people: pain and fear. Crashing a car covers both.

Mercedes Streeter > Tristan 06/08/2018 at 23:35

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Exactly! My cars may be drive by wire, but the additional pedal feel is amazing. I can fine tune throttle input so well that I get 5+ mpg gains and smoother throttle response. I can’t even describe the difference in the brake pedal. It’s just not the same with an inch of sole between my foot and the pedals.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/09/2018 at 10:58

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Yeah this kid needs a little jail time for this act of stupidity. WTF! Also give him a bus pass or a bike until he is 21.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/09/2018 at 11:05

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Unfortunately, those count for more than two seconds each.

Spanfeller is a twat > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 06/09/2018 at 17:58

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Have high expectations, a good amount of responsibility, and make them feel accountable for their actions.

The most responsible drivers I knew in highschool were people that had from their parents all those things.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Spanfeller is a twat 06/09/2018 at 20:41

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That’s great, but you have to add more qualifiers to their list

1. They need to have a good relationship with at least one parent/guardian/authority they respect/care about

2. That authority has to actually be consistent and diligent about accountability. That’s much harder than it seems.

3. They have to remain consistent once they are out on their own, as many of them are out after 18, or simply have a large amount of autonomy in their teenage years.

The learning experiences have to be lived, not just taught. The consequences have to be understood. Experience teaches the consequences. Someone who’s been on the straight and narrow their entire life because their parents said so may crumble to temptation and bad habits pretty much immediately. Everyone drives slower when the cops are out, even the chronic speeders.

These I think are all legit, and they start thinning out the qualified teen herd to a significant degree.