“Ran when Parked”

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 06/08/2018 at 13:45 • Filed to: None

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This might be the worst case of “ran when parked” I’ve ever seen. And they expect some one to pay for it!

Absolute horror show also finger in the frame of almost every shot.This is what happens when you leave a car in the woods for 20 years.

I would consider taking it If they paid me 350 bucks. And I’d take it straight to the scrap yard.

Oh and it does actually say it. Which raises the eternal question, if it ran when you parked it, why did you park it?

PartyPooper2012 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 06/08/2018 at 14:01

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damn. That first image looked like a jeep of some sort from that angle. I was like... vw rabbit? Ummm.. I think not

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 06/08/2018 at 14:01

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i think you could grow magic mushrooms in that headliner

consider that 350 an investment :)

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > PartyPooper2012 06/08/2018 at 14:07

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I also thought it was an XJ at first

Chariotoflove > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 06/08/2018 at 14:08

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Title is the only clean thing about it.

450X_FTW > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 06/08/2018 at 14:47

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“Ran when parked 20 years ago” may be the best description I’ve seen in a car ad in quite some time.

Darkbrador > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 06/08/2018 at 14:47

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going against the flow here, but $350 for a manual diesel first gen golf with clear title, that could be a cool project. Ground up project, that is, but still a cool project. NP

NojustNo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 06/08/2018 at 14:49

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Maybe they think there is a market for siezed diesel vw motors? Would be good for a few body parts MAYBE transmission but thats it.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Darkbrador 06/08/2018 at 15:03

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Thing is the old Golfs aren’t rare and if I wanted to have one I wouldn’t keep thit old NA diesel anyway I’d do an ALH swap. Those old diesels can’t get out of their own way. Like 45 is your top speed up any hill.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Darkbrador 06/08/2018 at 15:03

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Right, I was gonna say. Even for just a VIN you could do a sketchy swap with, that’s a screaming deal.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 06/08/2018 at 16:08

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Attempting any work on that thing is likely to turn you into a cordyceps zombie a la the last of us

oldmxer > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 06/08/2018 at 20:47

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had one of these and if that engine hasn’t already been rebuilt once, “running” means it couldn’t pull second gear. mine was rebuilt at 128k and after another 50k it was blowing black smoke and no power, again, and mostly highway miles

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > oldmxer 06/08/2018 at 20:53

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Yeah in peak condition that’s old NA diesels made like 50hp. Slow doesn’t begin to discribe it. On the other hand a newe Turbo Diesel can be a lot of fun

pip bip - choose Corrour > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 06/09/2018 at 07:10

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buy it, convert it to petrol and use it as a track day car?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > pip bip - choose Corrour 06/09/2018 at 08:57

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Burn it