"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
06/06/2018 at 16:06 • Filed to: None | 12 | 27 |
You couldn’t go to the FP because there was a picture of an old man dropping a deuce on the popular stories banner?
VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/06/2018 at 16:13 | 2 |
This is the only Baby Ruth scene that matters to me.
E90M3
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/06/2018 at 16:16 | 2 |
So you’re telling me someone taking a dump while standing up isn’t already your desktop background? Weird.
Ash78, voting early and often
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/06/2018 at 16:16 | 6 |
I’m so old, I remember when Jalopnik cross-posted stories from Fleshbot.
Girl, M3 shift knob, cannot be unseen.
MonkeePuzzle
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/06/2018 at 16:16 | 1 |
pretty sure ol poop jogger will need to be my profile pic this week then
Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/06/2018 at 16:19 | 3 |
certainly makes browsing at work way more awkward
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/06/2018 at 16:20 | 1 |
I don’t think I’ve seen the popular stories banner since I started blocking it about 2 years ago.
E90M3
> MonkeePuzzle
06/06/2018 at 16:24 | 5 |
You could save yourself the hassle and just post your mugshot.
HammerheadFistpunch
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
06/06/2018 at 16:33 | 0 |
I tried... For some reason it wouldn’t take
WilliamsSW
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/06/2018 at 16:36 | 0 |
Welp, there goes my lunch.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/06/2018 at 16:37 | 0 |
Ublock Origine element picker, will prevent the html code from that element from being displayed.
HammerheadFistpunch
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
06/06/2018 at 16:39 | 0 |
Thats what I tried.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/06/2018 at 16:49 | 0 |
try element zapper then, that might what I used (it was a long time ago)
TheRevanchist
> Ash78, voting early and often
06/06/2018 at 17:00 | 0 |
Lol! That’s when I surfed Fleshbot on my PSP. I wanted to interact with more commenters there, but no one ever commented.
CRider
> Ash78, voting early and often
06/06/2018 at 17:00 | 0 |
I remember when cursing was a big deal in Jalopnik stories.
nermal
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/06/2018 at 17:17 | 4 |
It seems like only yesterday it was the lady that took a dump in Tim Horton’s and then picked it up and flung it over the counter.
Gawker / Gizmodo / HULKAMANIA / GMG Deportes / Univision or whatever it’s called now are so hard up for clicks, they need to result to literal shitposting.
Ash78, voting early and often
> TheRevanchist
06/06/2018 at 17:22 | 1 |
One-handed ambidexterity is hard to come by.
Wait, poor choice of words.
HammerheadFistpunch
> nermal
06/06/2018 at 17:30 | 1 |
Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/06/2018 at 17:34 | 1 |
The front page is a cesspool of hopeless people. The comments section hurts my head and puts me in a deep depression because I know these people drive 1.5+ ton death machines around without direct supervision.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Eric @ opposite-lock.com
06/06/2018 at 17:40 | 2 |
The comments section has always been bad, I mean Im there so you know it can’t be good.
Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/06/2018 at 17:43 | 2 |
You’re on Oppo, so you are clearly far superior to the semi-literate hordes that failed reading comprehension that congregate on Jalopnik.
tromoly
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/06/2018 at 18:07 | 0 |
Is there? I deleted the sidebar years ago on all Kinja sites, never have that worry anymore.
HammerheadFistpunch
> tromoly
06/06/2018 at 18:12 | 0 |
I keep trying and it keeps coming back. am sad
tromoly
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/06/2018 at 18:35 | 0 |
Adblock Plus + Element Hider has worked wonders for me.
VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
> Ash78, voting early and often
06/06/2018 at 18:37 | 0 |
Why would you want to unsee it?
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/06/2018 at 18:58 | 0 |
The most unusual thing I see in that video is people having lots of fun and splashing around in the water.
In practically all public pools I’ve been around, the life guards would be whistling that shit down.
And in private pool parties I’ve been to, most people hang around on the deck rather than in the water.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
06/06/2018 at 19:00 | 0 |
have you not seen the movie?
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/06/2018 at 19:07 | 0 |
A long time ago. But I was just musing about how things are portrayed and how they really are...