"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
06/06/2018 at 11:35 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire | 2 | 1 |
Reading articles and frontpage comments? Ain’t nobody got time for that!
GM expanding semi-autonomous !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! tech to all US models.
Isuzu looks good, but he !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Highway onramp, then he backs that azz up. Forward gears broke? Gotta back that azz up. DOT says “NO! Don’t you back that azz up!”
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Elon Musk adding Shanghai supplies
Californians might soon be able to buy regular exhaust parts
Subaru CEO fired over falsifying fuel economy data, trying to make CVTs seem cool
Aston Martin CEO laughs at plebian brands and predicts mass consolidation
M-B starting monthly car subscription service, which is very similar to just getting a new loaner every time your Merc is in the shop.
The path is narrow and the gate is small for this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .
Tesla !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! teased; Musk offers cockpunch to first journalist to make “Model Why” pun.
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! through the streets of Richmond. Didn’t Lee already surrender?
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , which is totally not an offshore tax haven at all, has McLaren 570GT diplomat car in NYC.
Tesla will !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! because all vehicles are created equal; some are just more equal than others.
DTM race !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , suddenly realizes all of its drivers are secretly from California.
Mazda6 has some of the best steering feedback until !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .
Ford Escape finds !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! in Greendale, Wisconsin.
GM’s new !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! launching in San Francisco, giving angry bike messengers nobody to yell at.
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> Ash78, voting early and often
06/06/2018 at 12:54 | 0 |
Ah the Model Y tease. Aka: throw together a drawing and call it the next Tesla. I’m sure the rest of the industry hates the fact that Tesla can just say they’re coming out with another car and everyone acts like it’s already been released to the general public.