Changed the headlights in the 128i

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 06/05/2018 at 21:35 • Filed to: None

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Honestly, the engineer responsible for those should be forced to masturbate with barbed-wire gloves for all of eternity.

Drank a 40 of Colt 45 to celebrate my achievement of mending a thing. 

Aremmes > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2018 at 21:54

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But how do you know that the engineer responsible for the 128i’s headlight assembly doesn’t already masturbate with barbed wire gloves? It’s at least explain the rationale behind his creation. At least.

wkiernan > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2018 at 21:58

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I’ve been told that Audi 3 headlights are also designed to make changing the bulb into a $700 job at the dealer, but you don’t want to go anywhere else beside the dealer because they’ll inevitably break a $1500 part.

d15b > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2018 at 22:29

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I hate how fucking tedious it is to work on newer cars..

DipodomysDeserti > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2018 at 22:41

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I couldn’t sleep the other night, so I scored a 2am carne asada burrito before finally dozing off while watching Vice News on Youtube. Woke up at 5am to a story about a German guy who had silicone injected into his penis so he could walk around looking like he had a water balloon stuffed in his pants. Couldn’t have sex with anyone because this monstrosity was 4.5" wide soft and was probably always the consistency of Jell-O. The following story featured a III% ring leader with a Sublime tattoo.

What I’m trying to say is that I assume most Germans masturbate with barbed-wire gloves, and that 40oz to Freedom is a great song.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/06/2018 at 02:48

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How much would the dealer have charged? I suspect three digits pre-tax.

Tareim - V8 powered > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/06/2018 at 04:17

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changed the bulbs or the whole headlights?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tareim - V8 powered 06/06/2018 at 06:31

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Just the bulbs

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/06/2018 at 06:32

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Considering that I spent $101 on just the bulbs, yeah no doubt.

Tareim - V8 powered > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/06/2018 at 07:14

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is it really a bumper off job? if so is it easy to break anything? not looking forwards to that future job

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tareim - V8 powered 06/06/2018 at 07:34

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Bumper stays on. Getting to the bulbs isn’t bad. It’s changing them.