Department of Homeland Security is making a dossier on us all... all of us here on OPPO

"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012) 06/05/2018 at 07:26 • Filed to: None

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I wonder... if we make the list... what sort of VIP treatment will we be getting... Extra TSA groping? Additional clicks in phone? More cable vans outside our houses?

I’ve seen this movie before. USSR had similar shenanigans. VIP folks ended up in the back of a Volga with tinted windows taking a ride outside of town.

Spanfeller is a twat > PartyPooper2012 06/05/2018 at 07:52

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Well, trick’s in you! My countries spy agencies are so agressive I wouldn’t be surprised if some guy alread had a dossier on me!

PartyPooper2012 > Spanfeller is a twat 06/05/2018 at 07:59

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what if.... we spy on spies that spy on us. Make a dossier on them... know everything on them... and when they round us up, we ask them about their... skeletons in closets instead of them asking us.

and 100 more > PartyPooper2012 06/05/2018 at 08:01

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Behind The Burner: Pro Edition

Spanfeller is a twat > PartyPooper2012 06/05/2018 at 08:04

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Mexican spies are as scary as the KGB, if not a bit more restrained, you will have no such choice

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PartyPooper2012 06/05/2018 at 08:12

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The question is, do they care if no one knows it

RutRut > PartyPooper2012 06/05/2018 at 08:21

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Honestly the extra TSA groping you end up going through isn’t all that bad, just remember to make strong eye contact at all times to assert your dominance.

pip bip - choose Corrour > PartyPooper2012 06/05/2018 at 08:22

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pffft

nothing to fear, it’s what i do in my off-screen time they need to worry about

8)

fintail > PartyPooper2012 06/05/2018 at 09:19

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Yay already hit with whataboutism.

I doubt there’s been a regime as against the media since Nixon (who’d be considered a moderate D in these days of wackjob social regressives and Randian dolts).

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > PartyPooper2012 06/05/2018 at 09:36

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I covered my laptop webcam with tape guys, I’m good.

PartyPooper2012 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/05/2018 at 09:38

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Cool. I am sure Alexa won’t listen to you anymore

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > PartyPooper2012 06/05/2018 at 09:39

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HAH! Joke’s on you! I have Google Home

Milky > Spanfeller is a twat 06/05/2018 at 09:43

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My Canadian friends joke that every American has an FBI agent watching them. “Your FBI agent is going to see that!” etc.

Spanfeller is a twat > Milky 06/05/2018 at 09:44

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Well, our CISEN is pretty big, resourceful, and scary if youre in the wrong side of their convictions. Thankfully they do not behave like the rest of the gov; they are quite responsive at that.

PartyPooper2012 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/05/2018 at 09:53

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haha... don’t we all.... android OS. Google search engine...

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > PartyPooper2012 06/05/2018 at 10:07

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Pretty sure Google knows more about my life than I do.

For Sweden > PartyPooper2012 06/05/2018 at 11:04

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I’ve been prepared ever since the Obama administration started wire-tapping journalists.

PartyPooper2012 > For Sweden 06/05/2018 at 11:14

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Obama administration wiretapped pretty much entire world. Germany, Brazil, Americans, you, me. My dog. Everyone. Sadly, I don’t think it stopped or slowed down with Trump administration.

Only winning move is to not exist it seems.

coqui70 > PartyPooper2012 06/05/2018 at 21:14

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CIA NSA NRO CID NCIS FBI ATF NORAD Secret Top Secret Majestic-12 DARPA conspiracy comintern chicom KGB GRU Stasi Cheka Kim Jong-Un Trump Putin Fed Kill List Black Ops Centcom Northcom Southcom Asia-Pac Swiss Bank Account Government Surveillance Drones Nukes Uranium Plutonium Mercenary Oil Hacker Bitcoin Blockchain Utah Data Center Area-51 UFO Attack Mexico Afghanistan Iraq Iran China North Korea Cuba Russia Poison Assassin Erase Bomb Explosive Base Cheyenne Mountain Submarine Jet Cocaine Heroin Meth AK-47 M-15 Glock C-4 Semtex Building HQ Agent Spy Spook Warning ... screw you Mickey Mouse Motherfuckers my Soul will always be Free!

PartyPooper2012 > coqui70 06/06/2018 at 06:13

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Let’s see your soul. LET ME SEE YOUR SOUL! Put your soul on the ground. It is under arrest! Your soul has the right to be silent. Anything it says can and will be used against it in the court of law. Your soul has a right to an attorney. If your soul cannot afford an attorney, one will be app..... OH NEVER MIND. YOUR SOUL IS GOING TO GUANTANAMO BAY FOR A COCKMEAT SANDWICH.

coqui70 > PartyPooper2012 06/06/2018 at 21:51

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Nope ... can’t catch my Soul ... my Heart belongs to Jesus ...

coqui70 > RutRut 06/06/2018 at 21:58

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After 9/11 I got patted down frequently because I have **ahem** “Middle-Eastern Facial Features” **ahem**. So do a lot of latin guys - but fuck it I rather they check. I started to like it when the females did the frisking - winked at them all - got a few smiles and a couple of stern frowns.

RutRut > coqui70 06/07/2018 at 06:48

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I was flying with all my work gear for a while doing calibration, so 50' of various cables, a bunch of ECUs, some ETAS data acq boxes, and various small tools. Was great.

coqui70 > RutRut 06/09/2018 at 02:33

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Did they use lube for the cavity search ... they didn’t for me.

RutRut > coqui70 06/11/2018 at 06:41

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Not nearly enough. I started keeping a manifest in my bag with serial numbers and descriptions for all the equipment. They would empty everything out of my bag and make me repack at the end.