Writing Ad Copy 101

"Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib) 06/04/2018 at 16:55 • Filed to: None

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Some lady is selling a set of Prius trim rings on FB the next town over from me. Brand new, never used, yada yada yada. From a smoke-free home.

Yeah. She wrote that shit. Because who wants their Prius to smell like smoke out on the road?

jkm7680 > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 06/04/2018 at 17:01

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The hell..... why do people do these things?

WilliamsSW > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 06/04/2018 at 17:05

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Ok but was the home air conditioned?

Klaus Schmoll > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 06/04/2018 at 17:05

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Do they have a dog or cats? Better ask, just to be on the safe side.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 06/04/2018 at 17:06

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The anti-smoking crowd can get pretty hysterical at times. (I don’t smoke, for the record.)

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 06/04/2018 at 17:07

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Do the wheels have a clean Carfax/Autocheck report? Are they Certified Pre Owned?

user314 > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 06/04/2018 at 17:21

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Probably copied it verbatim from eBay. Everything there seems to have “from a smoke-free home” as boilerplate.

Kiltedpadre > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 06/04/2018 at 18:59

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But apparently they’re not gluten free or free range; PASS.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > user314 06/04/2018 at 21:50

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“From a good Christian home” is the next trend.