If I Fits, I Sits.

"benjrblant" (benjblant) 06/11/2018 at 08:05 • Filed to: None

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A critically important series of case studies centered around testing comfort on various surfaces and in various containers. All testing approved and executed by Moneypenny. Future updates to be posted as studies are released.

Backcountry Box. Verdict: 7/10

Window Sill / Sofa Cushion two-fer combo. Verdict: 5/10. Cool on one end, warm on the other, but excellent visibility of those damn squirrels.

Sofa arm. Verdict: 4/10 but ideal position for attacking string.

New Moto Jacket. Verdict: 4/10, kinda lumpy. You should take these pads out.

Rothko Mechanic’s Toolbag. Verdict: 4/10

Patagonia 90l Black Hole Duffel. Verdict: 7/10.

Box with packing paper. Verdict: 7/10

The nicest lounge chair in the place, of course. Verdict: 8/10

My pillow, on a road trip. Verdict: 10/10

Red Wing shoe box. Verdict: 5.10

Lap. Verdict: 8/10

Lap, with blanket. Vercitt: 9./10

Grocery bags./ Verdict: 5/10

Tekton wrench box. Verdict: 6/10

LL Bean Backpack. Verdict: 5.10

9lb Cat takes up entire sofa with a smoosh face. Verdict: 4/10

Amazon box, size A1. Verdict: 6/10

Lap, with blanket. Verdict: 9/10

Box, with packing paper. Verdict: 5/10

Lampshade. Why not? Verdict: 4/10

Box, with packing paper. Verdict: 7/10

AfromanGTO > benjrblant 05/09/2018 at 12:34

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Kittah!

punkgoose17 > benjrblant 05/09/2018 at 12:43

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That is a happy cat!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > benjrblant 05/09/2018 at 12:49

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Oppo HOF post nominee

Svend > benjrblant 05/09/2018 at 12:51

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Chariotoflove > benjrblant 05/09/2018 at 12:54

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So much shade.

Good kitty.

user314 > benjrblant 05/09/2018 at 12:59

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A shaft of sunlight adds 5bhp 2 points to any score.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > benjrblant 05/09/2018 at 13:15

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Thank you for this.

His Stigness > benjrblant 05/09/2018 at 16:52

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Oh my god she’s so adorable!

Here’s my little monster. Isn’t he so cute?

Oh no, wait, it’s time to bite me.  

And just him waiting for me to pick him up.

MonkeePuzzle > benjrblant 05/11/2018 at 12:14

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I love that a raw ply wood coffee table and that glorious black leather chair are in the same space :D

benjrblant > MonkeePuzzle 05/11/2018 at 12:26

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That coffee table spent the first 200k miles of its life inside a BMW.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > benjrblant 05/11/2018 at 12:27

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Wo0hoo Black Hole 90L! Here’s mine in the trunk of a rental Passat. (Side thought- why does Avis have so many VW’s in their fleet?) We know your cat’s rating, but how do you like yours? I’ve had mine for over 2 years now and my only complaint is that the hand-carry straps are a bit long - it dangles a darn near the ground when I carry it and I’m 6'2". I like that blue you have. I went with orange because it is so easy to see coming out of the chute at baggage claims.

MonkeePuzzle > benjrblant 05/11/2018 at 12:30

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only on oppo will a coffee table’s life be measured by an odometre.

benjrblant > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 05/11/2018 at 12:34

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I primarily use it for camping and other multi-day outdoor activities where the capacity is helpful. It’s durable, well built, and I don’t have any complaints. I wouldn’t have minded if the zips were waterproof enough to strap it to the roof.

A wheeled hardside suitcase handles my domestic travel duties, so the duffel hasn’t seen an airport.

smobgirl > benjrblant 05/11/2018 at 13:53

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This is good Oppo.

Dummy prefers the laundry basket but only if the clothes are clean.

benjrblant > smobgirl 05/11/2018 at 13:59

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MP enjoys the laundry basket too. She has no preference on clean or dirty.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > benjrblant 05/24/2018 at 17:35

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Your cat’s name is Moneypenny?

You’ve earned this right off the bat:

Chariotoflove > smobgirl 05/24/2018 at 17:38

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Can’t remember if I said this. My 8th grade girlfriend had a cat that liked to get into the dryer. He got air fluffed more than once when the mom would close the door and turn the machine back on.

benjrblant > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 05/24/2018 at 17:38

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AW YES! my first BlueMazda2 approval!

My citroen won't start > benjrblant 05/24/2018 at 17:41

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I have never seen an OPPO post this good.

His Stigness > benjrblant 05/24/2018 at 17:46

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Shark bed: 7/10.

Decay buys too many beaters > benjrblant 05/24/2018 at 17:51

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This one will only sleep in her cat bed if it is in a box.

smobgirl > benjrblant 05/24/2018 at 21:04

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That’s an impressive box collection.

Also we are couch twins.

smobgirl > Chariotoflove 05/25/2018 at 00:10

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My blind cat LOVES the dryer. I have to be careful to look for her if I’ve left it open.

Fyoeu > benjrblant 05/25/2018 at 02:21

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Wow that’s funny. I just posted something on Snapchat with the caption “If I fits, I sits”, then I stumble upon this, haha.

Azrek > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/11/2018 at 10:58

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I have the blackhole 120L. It dwarfs your blackhole!!

I use it for my Comiccon style events where I have tons of costume bits. This damn thing can hold most of my bedroom. And it has wheels. I haven’t flown with it yet.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Azrek 06/11/2018 at 12:52

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Lol yeah the 90L seemed like the max I could actually still lift off the ground once it was full.

Azrek > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/11/2018 at 12:58

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Ahh. I can swing this thing around with no issues. It is pretty fantastic. Well built and should last forever.