"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
05/31/2018 at 16:25 • Filed to: Would you rather, WTF, no seriously wtf
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"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
05/31/2018 at 16:25 • Filed to: Would you rather, WTF, no seriously wtf | 1
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It’s been awhile. Let’s be weird.
You’ve been out drinking and lost a bet about the Falcons winning the Super Bowl. It WAS A LOCK!!!! Time to pay up.
Would you rather love and never have again or never love?
You can love motorcycles but you can never drive one again. Passenger rides are okay. Or vice versa, you could love cars but never drive one again. Your love of boats means you will never be able to drive one again. All your previous memories will still be intact but you will never be able to partake in your love again. Any vehicle you can drive fills you with sorrow because it reminds you of the one vehicle you can’t ever drive again.
Or would you rather....
Merely be apathetic to cars. They all become appliances to you. You can’t understand why anyone drives anything beyond a mid-size CUV or a Prius. Motorcycles are crazy people out to kill themselves. You can drive to your heart’s content but you’d rather just go hiking and put pics of your food on Instagram. You will have no memory of ever loving or enjoying automobiles. You will live and die by Consumer Reports. No love, no sorrow, just meh.
Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
> Future next gen S2000 owner
05/31/2018 at 16:55 |
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Apathy. Especially if I don’t remember loving cars
Ash78, voting early and often
> Future next gen S2000 owner
05/31/2018 at 17:08 |
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Loving cars and having them unattainable? I’m already 90% there, so I’ll take that route.
When I was younger and looked at porn, I never held any illusions that I would meet these women.
Honeybunchesofgoats
> Future next gen S2000 owner
05/31/2018 at 17:30 |
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As someone with a Jag that cost more to repair than its worth to fix, I’ve come around to the love and lost way of thinking.
That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
> Future next gen S2000 owner
05/31/2018 at 18:23 |
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I’ll take the motorcycle rides. I don’t like riding enough to get good at it, so no loss.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Future next gen S2000 owner
06/01/2018 at 04:57 |
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apathy
nerd_racing
> Future next gen S2000 owner
06/01/2018 at 09:01 |
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Apathy, I’m currently on the path to that anyway. Cars are a cruel mistress.