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"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile) 05/29/2018 at 19:08 • Filed to: shitposting, more or less

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Idea: write Marvel Super Heroes adventure that features main villain Florida Man.

Spanfeller is a twat > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/29/2018 at 19:23

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Was this supervilain’s kryptonite Crystal Meth?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Spanfeller is a twat 05/29/2018 at 19:25

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Krystal Methany will be the name of his stripper girlfriend. I am thinking it’s bath salts that’s his Kryptonite.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/29/2018 at 19:26

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My X-type is too a real Jaguar > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/29/2018 at 19:27

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His evil minion is Key West boy.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 05/29/2018 at 19:30

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He might also be in a partnership with aquatic supervillain Reefer.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/29/2018 at 19:31

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Birth name Elisameth Kristol.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/29/2018 at 19:34

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Koral Reefer aquatic miner, his arrival is always accompanied by Jimmy Buffet music.

Spanfeller is a twat > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/29/2018 at 19:37

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Comic name

“Florida Man: fucking up the 2000 election”

Die-Trying > Spanfeller is a twat 05/29/2018 at 19:49

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you kidding? crystal meth is this guys power up. when he gets his hands on some he is indestructible, and nearly unstoppable.......

JR1 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/29/2018 at 22:43

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I call iron man

Agrajag > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/29/2018 at 23:14

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His ride should be a villainized fan boat.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > JR1 05/30/2018 at 08:53

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Well, heck, I’ve already been threatening to run an Oppo roll20 session for Pathfinder and the like. Also, Iron Man is statted, so can totally be played as instead of a custom character - some of the adventures are actually meant for existing characters to play.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Agrajag 05/30/2018 at 09:00

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What do you think, mutant or altered human stats? Tough call, right? Definitely not a robot or high tech wonder, *probably* not an alien. Definitely needs mind altering superpowers, but what else I don’t know. Obviously power limitations “only works when high” etc. etc.

DC Comics had a one-off supervillain named Snowflame who got his powers from cocaine, but that’s only one facet of this character.

Agrajag > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/30/2018 at 11:35

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Altered human.

Maybe got their powers from alien crystals recovered by the government and during transport the truck crashed. He was first on the scene and instead of helping, took off with what he thought was government issued crystal meth. After using the alien crystal meth he was enveloped by a cocoon of sorts and emerged weeks later as we know him now. FLORIDA MAN!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Agrajag 05/30/2018 at 11:45

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A cocoon of sorts that resembled an ATV cover turned into a tent over a sleeping bag, but that’s not important right now. I would say that the lost during transport thing would be silly, except that Florida literally once had a jettisoned-cargo-cocaine-falling-from-the-sky thing happen, so...

Talents with improvised weapons, driving (while impaired). Catchphrases include “YOU AIN’T EVEN SEEN IT!”, “SIC ‘EM, BENJI!”, “MY DICK!” and various half-remembered Spanish sayings.

Powers other than mind control include shapeshifting, for he is truly the everyman - every Florida Man. Reason low, psyche fair to middling, intuition surprisingly high.