Neighbour just phoned and asked me to come to the door. 

"Svend" (svend) 05/24/2018 at 13:36 • Filed to: None

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Gave me two bottles.

One a Grant’s Family Reserve Whisky,

the other an Osborne 103 Solera Brandy.

Rude to say no but I don’t like scotch whisky or Spanish brandy.

Hmmm, what to do with them.

Ash78, voting early and often > Svend 05/24/2018 at 13:45

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“What’s the catch?”

(Don’t say “what’s the rub,” that’s got too much innuendo)

DipodomysDeserti > Svend 05/24/2018 at 13:47

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You should send them to me. Here’s my address:

Skychismo

Sonoran Desert

USA

Svend > Ash78, voting early and often 05/24/2018 at 13:56

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No catch. I already clean his and his daughter’s cars and get the family a pizza when I get one*.

Dominos and Papa Johns pizzas I only buy when there is a really good discount code as they are ridiculously priced, so with a discount code is usually cheaper to buy three rather than two and so give one to him with some sides and a bottle of coke.

Svend > DipodomysDeserti 05/24/2018 at 13:57

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I’ve asked if anyone wants them on my FB page.

Ash78, voting early and often > Svend 05/24/2018 at 14:00

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Ahh, a very crucial plot detail.

Carry on!

Party-vi > Svend 05/24/2018 at 14:01

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mmmm Osborne

LOREM IPSUM > Svend 05/24/2018 at 14:07

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Check the coupons section on Domino’s site. Here, they have a coupon for a large 4 topping for $11.99 that is always available. Of course, that might not exist in your area, but worth a look perhaps.

LOREM IPSUM > Svend 05/24/2018 at 14:11

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Also, the booze might be effective at removing tar and bird droppings.

Svend > Ash78, voting early and often 05/24/2018 at 14:25

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There’s some good neighbours who go a bit further than most neighbours.

Svend > LOREM IPSUM 05/24/2018 at 14:31

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In the U.K. the ‘deals’ section isn’t great as it’s very convoluted with different types of deals and you need to plan what you want then try and find the deal but there is from time to time a two large pizzas for £19.98 or three large pizzas for £29.97.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Svend 05/24/2018 at 14:32

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Or split the difference. Skychismo can have the brandy and I’ll take the Scotch.

ITA97

Chihuahuan Desert

USA

Svend > LOREM IPSUM 05/24/2018 at 14:37

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I’ve already got a tried and tested tar remover, Lol.

For bird bombs I use a Quick Detailer (got 5 litres coming tomorrow).

LOREM IPSUM > Svend 05/24/2018 at 14:39

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Guess it’s molotov’s then.

Chariotoflove > Svend 05/24/2018 at 14:45

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I like your neighbors.

Svend > Chariotoflove 05/24/2018 at 14:47

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I think in some part they like me too. Lol.

Thomas Donohue > Svend 05/24/2018 at 15:02

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Invite over some friends that do, in fact, like whisky and/or brandy.

Svend > Thomas Donohue 05/24/2018 at 15:10

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There in lays the rub. I don’t have friends as such (well two or three) the rest are acquaintances, colleagues and neighbours.

I’m a very boring person and awkward in social settings.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Svend 05/24/2018 at 15:21

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www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=svended

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svend 05/24/2018 at 15:34

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I’ll take the brandy. (She’s a fine girl, what a good wife she would be)

Svend > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 05/24/2018 at 15:35

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Lol. That made me laugh. Thanks for that. Lol.

Tapas > Svend 05/24/2018 at 15:57

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What to do? Invite us over!

Svend > Tapas 05/24/2018 at 16:24

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It might be easier if I came over to you. Lol.

Tapas > Svend 05/24/2018 at 16:48

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Sure. Don’t forget the booze! :D

Svend > Tapas 05/24/2018 at 16:56

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I better bring a lot then.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Svend 05/25/2018 at 05:53

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got to sample them.

Svend > pip bip - choose Corrour 05/25/2018 at 05:59

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I’ll give it a miss. I don’t do Scotch whisky, certainly not Grant’s or Teachers. Yuck.

The brandy, again, a no from me.