Driving the Corolla for Work

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 05/22/2018 at 08:44 • Filed to: None

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Half-tempted to squeeze it right between the overpriced VW hatchback and the Avalanche

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Looked in the car as I walked inside and it was a white woman with the “I Need to Speak with the Manager,” haircut.

Nibby > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/22/2018 at 08:50

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pics of corolla pls

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Nibby 05/22/2018 at 09:00

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Stoplight photos

Nibby > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/22/2018 at 09:01

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what year

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Nibby 05/22/2018 at 09:04

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Ash78, voting early and often > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/22/2018 at 09:05

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Kickass. I remember when cars didn’t have tachs and didn’t have speedometers that got your hopes a little too high.

Nibby > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/22/2018 at 09:07

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all of oppo right now

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Nibby 05/22/2018 at 09:08

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2000. CE.

Nibby > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/22/2018 at 09:10

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Spanfeller is a twat > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/22/2018 at 09:24

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You saw someone inside a badly parked car?

Well, let them know!

“hey, ma’am, this is my parking space”

“No it ain’t”

“ I mean, I could also get security to boot your ass for being a fucking cunt!”

*Macan switches into reverse*

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Ash78, voting early and often 05/22/2018 at 09:31

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Still, 110 is a bit ambitious for a 2000 Corolla.

Ash78, voting early and often > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/22/2018 at 09:32

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I-40 downhill from the TN state line. Maybe.

LOREM IPSUM > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/22/2018 at 13:03

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Brought my wife to the dentist a month or so ago for a multi-hour procedure. Their office is in the mall. I was parked in the right-most parking space of the row, perfectly straight, and a half inch from the curb to the right of my car. We come outside, and some shithead in an had parked just like that Porsche.

This normally would have been an annoyance, but the door lock actuators on our vehicle need replacement and on hot days the only door which will unlock is my rear left passenger door, coincidentally the closest door to previously mentioned car. Opening my rear door I had, maybe, a 5“ gap to squeeze my ass through. So I tried, and got stuck... And pissed. Really pissed. So I forced myself through said opening, body damage be damned, and the bottom corner of my rear door ended up leaving a nice deep 2" in circumference dent right in their rear quarter panel, taking a large chunk of paint with it. Unlocked all of my doors, sweating bullets at this point, got the car seat in, climbed from the passenger side into the drivers seat and frankly swung my door open so hard I ended up leaving a 2' tall, multi inch deep crease in their front passenger door.

Not my proudest moment, but...

Wuelling > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/22/2018 at 15:30

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How dare you talk about a Macan like that! I really like em and waiting for the sweet depreciation to kick in. Also you should totally squeeze in there