![]() 05/18/2018 at 10:52 • Filed to: shitposting | ![]() | ![]() |
![]() 05/18/2018 at 10:56 |
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That much raw beef makes me feel uncomfortable.
![]() 05/18/2018 at 11:01 |
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What about that much cooked beef? Rare? We need to establish your comfort levels with giant masses of meat before we can induct you into the Secret Meatball Masters.
![]() 05/18/2018 at 11:02 |
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Do you have a problem being near cows?
![]() 05/18/2018 at 11:04 |
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Now that’s a spicy meat bomb!
![]() 05/18/2018 at 11:05 |
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“ A little bit of pork fora flavor, a little bita garlic, justa bita beryllium ina da breading...”
![]() 05/18/2018 at 11:07 |
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Kinda, they’re huge and dumb (or sneaky).
![]() 05/18/2018 at 11:19 |
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That meatball is way too big. Meatballs need to scale by the number of meatballs and not the size of them.
![]() 05/18/2018 at 11:20 |
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My one weakness!
![]() 05/18/2018 at 12:03 |
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what if you have a dinosaur or a dragon who really fuckin’ loves meatballs i mean come on man
![]() 05/18/2018 at 12:14 |
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Then they get a lot of normal sized meatballs. This isn’t that difficult.
![]() 05/18/2018 at 12:29 |
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But what if it’s a dinosaur foodie who complains about reduced palate sense and juice? Poor mouth feel and kibble-like texture?
![]() 05/18/2018 at 12:31 |
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They don’t even have cheeks man!
![]() 05/18/2018 at 12:50 |
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That doesn’t mean they don’t have
feelings.
![]() 05/18/2018 at 12:55 |
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I thought ... Isn’t that where feelings are kept?
![]() 05/18/2018 at 12:59 |
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Only in hominids. Dinosaurs store their feelings in a fibrous flesh layer near their sperm ducts or oocytes. Those reptile species with hemipenes feel less than other types due to the disjunction of this layer- it’s science.
![]() 05/18/2018 at 13:40 |
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Oh I’m sorry I guess I didn’t science hard enough. I retract all previous statements that I’ve ever made on any subject and on any media.