Flathead County Police Blotter

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 05/17/2018 at 15:09 • Filed to: None

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By !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Flathead Beacon// May 16, 2018

2:33 a.m. A Kalispell man heard a commotion outside his home involving a number of ducks and geese. When he emerged to see what was happening he found a mountain lion on his roof. He quickly returned to the safety of his home and called 911.

2:53 a.m. A Kalispell man declared himself to be a “sovereign citizen.”

9:26 a.m. A man was sleeping in his van.

9:34 a.m. A loose dog was apprehended in Olney and brought to the county animal shelter.

9:49 a.m. A Whitefish man was complaining about his neighbor leaving garbage on his property.

10:10 a.m. A man was riding his bike when he accidentally hit a button on his phone that made a siren noise and then called 911. He told the dispatcher that he was fine but that he was not sure exactly how he called 911.

10:15 a.m. A Kalispell resident found a horse “strolling down the driveway.”

10:21 a.m. A Kalispell Chihuahua was constantly barking.

12:19 p.m. A Kalispell resident accidentally called 911 from their Apple Watch.

12:31 p.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because his ex-girlfriend keeps breaking into his truck and taking naps in it.

3:15 p.m. A Kalispell woman said that another woman who had recently taken out a restraining order against her was moving in across the street. The woman wanted some advice on what to do about it since she doesn’t want to move.

4:23 p.m. Another Apple Watch made another accidental 911 call.

4:29 p.m. A driver reported that someone was moving a house on U.S. Highway 93 and that they were concerned that it would fall into the road because it’s not properly tied down.

4:53 p.m. A local woman reported that her “crackhead” neighbor was standing on his back porch and shooting at her dog.

5:13 p.m. A brown station wagon was swerving through Whitefish.

7:28 p.m. A Kalispell man accused a sheriff’s deputy of threatening to shoot his dog. The deputy denied the allegations.

8:08 p.m. Some kids with four-wheelers were trespassing.

8:14 p.m. Some kids were laying in a parking lot smoking something.

8:26 p.m. A Kalispell woman said she let a friend borrow her car and now she’s concerned that he’s not going to bring it back.

10:03 p.m. A Columbia Falls man complained that a woman was storing things in his shed without his permission.

10:22 p.m. A Martin City man called 911. He said he was drunk and did not mean to call for help.

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LOREM IPSUM > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/17/2018 at 15:20

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“2:53 a.m. A Kalispell man declared himself to be a ‘sovereign citizen.’”

Cops LOVE these folks. If you ever want to meet every cop currently on duty, pull that “I’m just traveling” sovereign citizen shit.

People whole-heartedly believe in it too, and honestly believe spouting off about it to cops will work in their favor. (CN: It doesn’t)

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/17/2018 at 15:21

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#Jaloplife

Mercedes Streeter > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/17/2018 at 15:23

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4:29 p.m. A driver reported that someone was moving a house on U.S. Highway 93 and that they were concerned that it would fall into the road because it’s not properly tied down.

Please properly tie down your house before taking it down the highway!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/17/2018 at 15:30

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Not guilty. I have a blue wagon.

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/17/2018 at 15:57

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But was it manual or diesel? Jalops need to know!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/17/2018 at 17:00

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Truth is stranger than fiction. Corollary: if it isn’t strange, it probably isn’t true.

Sounds like a fun place to be a copper. No meth-related nor opioid-related calls on the blotter. Not that night, anyways...

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/17/2018 at 17:20

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10:10 a.m. A man was riding his bike when he accidentally hit a button on his phone that made a siren noise and then called 911. He told the dispatcher that he was fine but that he was not sure exactly how he called 911.

My phone did the same thing the other day. I have no clue how or why, but it did. I’ve never seen that before.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/17/2018 at 17:24

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If they published all the meth/opiad calls I’d get depressed and have to go on meds.