Really?

"Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01) 05/13/2018 at 19:53 • Filed to: NYC

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Busy at work, so I am not up to speed on everything on the site, but I cannot be the first to post about this. This ... this ... thing. It is horrible, non?

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Steve in Manhattan 05/13/2018 at 20:01

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ranwhenparked > Steve in Manhattan 05/13/2018 at 20:06

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Yes, it is, but its where we are now. Everybody wants SUVs, so every brand has to make SUVs, and this is pretty much inevitably how a Rolls-Royce SUV will look.

fintail > Steve in Manhattan 05/13/2018 at 20:07

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What would Marie Antoinette drive?

No doubt many customers are worthy of a similar fate.

Nick Has an Exocet > Steve in Manhattan 05/13/2018 at 20:15

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When you have way more money than taste.

PS9 > Steve in Manhattan 05/13/2018 at 20:18

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It looks so eastern bloc. It could drive through the soviet union debadged and no one would notice.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Steve in Manhattan 05/13/2018 at 20:18

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Yes, I find it to be non-horrible.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > fintail 05/13/2018 at 20:19

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I want to know what Judas would drive.

PS9 > Nick Has an Exocet 05/13/2018 at 20:24

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I can’t believe even the ultra rich will soon not be able to buy a sedan. How could this happen...

50ford500 > Steve in Manhattan 05/13/2018 at 20:31

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At least it’s not another amorphous blob

Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > Steve in Manhattan 05/13/2018 at 20:50

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I can’t be mad at anything with a V12 under the hood.

fintail > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 05/13/2018 at 20:57

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Maybe a Dartz or or some kind of douchebro coal roller truck.

Gerry197 > Steve in Manhattan 05/13/2018 at 20:59

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The outside doesn’t bother me that much, but he inside seems very dated for something this expensive.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Steve in Manhattan 05/13/2018 at 21:09

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Nothing that makes me laugh this hard could be that horrible...

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Steve in Manhattan 05/13/2018 at 21:20

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You talking about the car or the person next to the car. “Both” is an acceptable answer.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Steve in Manhattan 05/13/2018 at 21:20

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I mean if I stupid rich I’d buy one over a Phantom

jimz > Steve in Manhattan 05/13/2018 at 21:39

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It’s like, “what if we made a brick wall with wheels?”

wafflesnfalafel > PS9 05/13/2018 at 21:39

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You recognized their target market!

jimz > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 05/13/2018 at 21:40

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I want to know what Judas would drive.

*ride

Spanfeller is a twat > fintail 05/13/2018 at 21:52

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“Let them seat on the tailgate”

Spanfeller is a twat > Steve in Manhattan 05/13/2018 at 21:52

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Is it just me or this guy is unbearable to watch?

His Stigness > Steve in Manhattan 05/13/2018 at 21:53

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“...in case you’re using your car in an offroad environment.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dogisbadob > Steve in Manhattan 05/13/2018 at 21:57

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The Cullinan is actually one of the better-looking (or less-ugly) Rolls with the tasteless pimp/drug dealer design language they’ve been using in the BMW era. Definitely not bad for an SUV named after a water filter

fintail > Spanfeller is a twat 05/13/2018 at 22:04

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I wonder if one could rig up a blade platform on that weird rear seating arrangement. Not that I am saying any of the clientele would be suitable, no way no how nope.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > ranwhenparked 05/13/2018 at 22:08

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It’s also how the original RR SUVs Looked

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > jimz 05/13/2018 at 22:08

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Looks the same to me

average user > Steve in Manhattan 05/14/2018 at 10:57

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I do not get this.

If i have the money, i would rather have one of those resto-mod original Range Rovers that Tracy profiled a little while ago over on Jalopnik that I am too lazy to look up right now.

Steve in Manhattan > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 05/14/2018 at 11:33

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Probably an AMC Pacer - he just never really fit in anywhere.

Steve in Manhattan > average user 05/14/2018 at 11:35

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Yeah.

Steve in Manhattan > Spanfeller is a twat 05/14/2018 at 11:35

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It is not just you.