America, I think your missing one of yours.

"Svend" (svend)
05/12/2018 at 16:44 • Filed to: None

I found her.

This year’s Eurovision is being presented from Lisbon, Portugal (they won the contest last time, the winners get to host it for the following contest.

I was a little surprised to see Daniela Ruah from NCIS LA presenting the contest along with the three other presenters (Silvia Alberto, Catarina Furtado and Filomena Cautela (in the green room)).

Granted she’s Portugese-American born in America.

Moldova was a little weird but Israel is odd and, well, crap.

DISCUSSION (19)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend
05/12/2018 at 17:03

i liked israel because it was odd and kinda crap..... thats the true spirit of eurovision right there

songs that are perfect for taking the piss out off

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/12/2018 at 17:18

Yeah. Wasn’t as bad as Slovenia I guess.

Do you know what the guy was saying when he stormed the U.K. entry and started shouting, Sounded like it was freedom or something.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend
05/12/2018 at 17:19

i missed that part.... was in the kitchen making snackages

KnowsAboutCars > Svend
05/12/2018 at 17:45

I don’t know why I keep watching eurovision year after year. Moldova was one of the better ones this year IMO.

djmt1 > Svend
05/12/2018 at 17:46

Nazi UK Media has to give us our freedom or something. The guy is called DR AC And he goes around jumping on stage at live broadcasts to promote his books on Amazon. So your standard Eurovision fair.

Svend > djmt1
05/12/2018 at 17:49

I looked it up on the news.

He needs someone to ‘have a word with him’, repeatedly in the balls.

Svend > KnowsAboutCars
05/12/2018 at 17:56

I watch it from time to time, used to watch it more when I was younger with U.K. translation subtitles on.

I liked the Australian one the most.

Followed by what I quite liked the U.K., Denmark and Finland.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend
05/12/2018 at 18:01

ruh roh.... starting to look like the uk is getting a political nil points...

(edit) whew... some points at least

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/12/2018 at 18:08

We got four points just now.

Two from Latvia and two from Croatia.

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/12/2018 at 18:10

Belgium giving Holland 10 points, shock. Lol.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend
05/12/2018 at 18:15

they had to.... or we’d invade :p

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Svend
05/12/2018 at 19:45

Every year I watch each country’s entry on YouTube so I can go into the final knowing whom to root for. Netta’s entry for Israel was the one video I couldn’t finish. That song is so annoying!

Wish France or Italy had won. I thought their entries were the best in terms of musical talent, to say nothing of the humanitarian themes in their songs.

Svend > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
05/12/2018 at 19:53

Yet she won. Crazy.

There is a three hour programme called ‘When Eurovision Goes Horribly Wrong’.

Like in 1968, Spain’s, Massiel with ‘La la la’