"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/10/2018 at 16:10 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/10/2018 at 16:10 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire | 2
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Remember that
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? The battery sporadically reignited for hours and days after the crash, requiring intervention from Tesla engineers. That’s just the level of service you can expect when you buy these electric minivan/coffins.
Putting !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on an already slow Subaru Crosstrek has predictable results on power.
Tesla teases !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! in company video. Musk allegedly sent production managers to the Mountain View location of Jo-Ann Fabrics !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! to be sure the bespoke cover was ready in time for customer deposits. The stitching is atrocious with massive seam gaps and loose strands.
The four-cylinder 2018 Wrangler still gets !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! while continuing its epic lifelong battle against the air in front of it.
New VW Golf concept will go !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! without an electronic limiter, something that anonymous VW Vortex members have allegedly been doing with 2.0 Golfs since the late 90s.
Amazing special effects helped keep !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! even after his death. Unfortunately, that consumed the whole budget, leaving no room for a good script or believable dialogue.
Buses in Rome keep going !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and nobody really knows why.
Rolls Royce just built a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! or something.
Russian endurance racer does !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! at Spa and walks away; still gets 7.5 from Romanian judge.
haveacarortwoorthree2
> Ash78, voting early and often
05/10/2018 at 16:26 |
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Tesla press release: Our batteries are so great that they will still have power after a fire. And another fire. And yet another fire.
user314
> Ash78, voting early and often
05/10/2018 at 16:34 |
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From the post on Sploid about a Lego Technics car “factory”.