"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/09/2018 at 15:12 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/09/2018 at 15:12 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire | 6
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Because The Morning Sh*t (and The Morning Shift) got so repetitive, I’m trying out a new format – summarizing all major FP articles and stories in one place each afternoon. This form of repetition is pretty much all the mainstream media does anymore, so it must be working. Let me know what you think in the comments or send me a Tweet, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, WhatsApp, or carrier pigeon, none of which I use.
Today, more people learned about the existence of the Cadillac ATS due to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! than ever knew about it when it was still being sold.
Brown & Out in Paris and London – UPS testing !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! in Europe.
SUVs getting flack for why !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Because obviously being hit by a 3,000-lb object is far preferable than being hit by a 6,000-lb object.
Stef recommends you !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! before deciding on a bigger car. I always say if you can go on vacation and still see out the back, your car is already too big.
Alanis King is a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .
Tom McParland is skeptical about a $55k !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . It’s like if !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! made a crackpipe.
Should you !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ? Jagvar says yes. I say yes. Westbrook says yes. Orlove says no.
Racial discrimination in auto lending is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , but since the CFPB used only ZIP codes and last names to guess race, the study isn’t too conclusive. Unsurprisingly, the surname Whiteman in the ZIP code 90210 was most likely to get approved for the lowest rates.
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> Ash78, voting early and often
05/09/2018 at 15:28 |
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Speaking of ATS sedans, ATS-V Sedans are becoming more and more performance bargains each passing day.
I also found this tasteless abomination which is the cheapest ATS-V sedan in the country
Future next gen S2000 owner
> Ash78, voting early and often
05/09/2018 at 15:28 |
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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
05/09/2018 at 15:52 |
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Discerning
> Ash78, voting early and often
05/09/2018 at 21:32 |
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I really like the ATS. I seriously considered one when i last night a car but they CAN NOT be find in a manual. Some exist, but i didn’t feel like driving 1000 miles to get one.
Maybe some day