hooray.... its puncture season at last!

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 05/03/2018 at 17:19 • Filed to: None

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mysterious yellow orb appeared in the sky.. temperatures on the rise

its really quite nice out...

and you know what that means?

this fucking shit everywhere

motherfucker.....every year.. soon as the mysterious ball of heat turns up chucklefucks start smashing bottles in the street (i ought to rub their faces in it)

i dont get it.... over here you even get money back for returning the bottles

gaaaaaah... now i have to pay attention to all things sparkly on the road again

MonkeePuzzle > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/03/2018 at 17:30

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my office is near a popular concert venue (we had snoop dogg here on 4/20), often come back to work the next day to fine smashed bottles.

boooooo people

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/03/2018 at 17:32

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I hate that yellow orb so much.

I got sweaty on a short walk today. Totally unacceptable.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 05/03/2018 at 17:33

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lol... i dont mind it anymore... used to hate it.... nowadays i get cold easily...

im getting old

facw > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/03/2018 at 17:47

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It seems like for bottle deposits to be effective, you’d want them to be at least an order of magnitude higher. In North America anyway, most of these laws came into effect in the ‘70s and ‘80s which means that the deposit, which was always small, has lost ~60-85% of its value.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > facw 05/03/2018 at 17:53

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beer bottles get 10 or 20 cents here.... its hardly gonna break the bank

but come on... its money back

(i mean... if you absolutely have to smash the bottles... least you can do is smash em on your head and swallow the shards)

Sam > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/03/2018 at 17:55

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Yellow orb

Appears in the sky

Temperatures are on the rise

And what do I see, to my non-surprise?

Sparkly, discarded bottles here in the street

To puncture both tires

And my soft, gentle feet  

Waiting for my buddies to show up, so we can get Mexican food.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Sam 05/03/2018 at 17:57

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MarquetteLa > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/03/2018 at 18:02

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I’m under the impression that bottle glass isn’t strong enough to puncture tires, though? It would just break apart if you drove over it.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > MarquetteLa 05/03/2018 at 18:07

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car tires... you’d have to be unlucky...

bicycle tires on the other hand they’ll eat for lunch.... get a big enough shard and it wont just be the tube thats toast either

MarquetteLa > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/03/2018 at 18:08

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Definitely hazardous for bicycle tires! Godspeed and good luck.