How to tell if EssExTee's been wrenching:

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 05/02/2018 at 15:17 • Filed to: None

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1) Tool mess

2) Gross clothes in the hallway

3) Everything in the house looks like this

MonkeePuzzle > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/02/2018 at 15:26

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buy more ketchup

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/02/2018 at 15:27

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4) Shows up on Google Earth image.

Wacko > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/02/2018 at 15:27

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looks like you are coming down with a case of DavidTracyitis.

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/02/2018 at 15:27

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I don’t wrench often, but when I do, I make a huge mess everywhere.

PartyPooper2012 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/02/2018 at 15:28

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you know you don’t need to have cold distilled water for either battery or radiator. You can just use room temperature distilled water... right?

Also it’s probably best to use antifreeze instead of distilled water but that’s a question of timing.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > MonkeePuzzle 05/02/2018 at 15:30

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Thanks, mom.

WilliamsSW > PartyPooper2012 05/02/2018 at 15:32

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Drinking antifreeze seems like a pretty bad idea tbh. :)

MonkeePuzzle > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/02/2018 at 15:33

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AND PICK YOUR CLOTHES UP! THAT’S NOT WHERE DIRTY CLOTHES GO!

Echo51 > WilliamsSW 05/02/2018 at 15:33

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Hey, it’d suck to blow a freeze plug in the middle of the night in bed!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/02/2018 at 15:35

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It didn’t take me THAT long

WilliamsSW > Echo51 05/02/2018 at 15:36

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ok fair point

WilliamsSW > Echo51 05/02/2018 at 15:36

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ok fair point

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > MonkeePuzzle 05/02/2018 at 15:39

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I DON’T WANT THEM STINKING UP MY ROOM

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Wacko 05/02/2018 at 15:42

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Must be the initial onset, there’s far too little rust on those vehicles. And so far no parts in the house that we’ve seen.

PartyPooper2012 > WilliamsSW 05/02/2018 at 15:43

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Well, yeah. Don’t do that. Drink other distilled spirits. Vodka comes to mind right now.

WilliamsSW > PartyPooper2012 05/02/2018 at 15:47

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Much better.

Of course, then the vodka bottle will have greasy fingerprints on it, but he’ll be too drunk to care. Works perfectly.

MonkeePuzzle > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/02/2018 at 15:50

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DONT YOU YELL AT ME!!!

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > MonkeePuzzle 05/02/2018 at 15:53

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My wife would have a heart attack if she saw a bottle that empty in our fridge. That’s like crisis levels of empty.

It was the first thing I thought when I saw that photo.

PartyPooper2012 > WilliamsSW 05/02/2018 at 15:53

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Just curious...are there any liquors that don’t get distilled?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/02/2018 at 16:00

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I was talking about meeeee....

WilliamsSW > PartyPooper2012 05/02/2018 at 16:02

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I am FAR from an expert, but I *think* that liquor is, by definition, distilled?

Wacko > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 05/02/2018 at 16:06

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if symptoms are cleaning car pieces in dishwasher, 2 or more project cars, and Half-assed repairs, please consult an expert, or apply to become a Jalopnik writer.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > MonkeePuzzle 05/02/2018 at 16:14

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YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/02/2018 at 16:14

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Need sr20

PartyPooper2012 > WilliamsSW 05/02/2018 at 16:17

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that’s what I also thought....... but does beer get distilled? Wine?

Say everything gets distilled. I.e. boiled till alcohol evaporates and condensed to capture pure alcohol...

Is there a benefit to distilling 3 times? More times? Isn’t it redundant?

OK. We are waaaaay off topic here.

Get more ketchup

Long-Voyager > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/02/2018 at 16:22

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Hey that’s how my place looks currently. Project still isn’t finished, so it’ll stay like that for a while yet.......

WilliamsSW > PartyPooper2012 05/02/2018 at 16:23

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No, Ess Ex Tee needs ketchup, I’m fine.

My knowledge is limited to having toured the Jameson distillery in Dublin. They’ll tell you that Irish Whiskey is smoother (and lighter) than Scotch or Bourbon because it’s triple distilled. Scotch is generally 2x and I think Bourbon usually 1x.

Beer is a different process AFAIK?

Mostly I care about just drinking it though tbh.

PartyPooper2012 > WilliamsSW 05/02/2018 at 16:26

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bottom line is its delicious and we drink it cuz we can.

EssExTee definitely needs ketchup tho

It’s frigging 85 degrees out here. I am definitely breaking out the grill tonight. How he gonna operate with no ketchup?

WilliamsSW > PartyPooper2012 05/02/2018 at 16:29

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bottom line is its delicious and we drink it cuz we can.

Everything else is irrelevant.

And hell yeah, it’s been in the 80's for a few days here and we’ve been grilling all week finally!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 05/02/2018 at 16:49

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Trust me, that Jeep has enough rust to be a Tracy project https://oppositelock.kinja.com/rust-a-photo-essay-1819811893

for Michigan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/02/2018 at 17:38

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Is that your YJ?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > for Michigan 05/02/2018 at 19:28

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Not mine, it belongs to my mom