POST ALL THE ALLROADS (in this post, not as a theme day)

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 05/01/2018 at 10:47 • Filed to: None

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to distract and amuse !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! whose !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is in for !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! posts interesting and unique Allroad pics! ALL OF THEM!

if you wanted a slammed audi buy an a4, allroads should be lifted :D

MonkeePuzzle > MonkeePuzzle 05/01/2018 at 10:57

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lol, nowhere for those wheels to go, suspension better me just solid steel and in place of springs/struts/air. nice hardparker offroad look

random001 > MonkeePuzzle 05/01/2018 at 10:57

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I shall post reliable allroads....

WilliamsSW > MonkeePuzzle 05/01/2018 at 10:59

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Is it bad that I like this???

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > MonkeePuzzle 05/01/2018 at 10:59

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This goes on all roads imo

MonkeePuzzle > WilliamsSW 05/01/2018 at 11:00

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no! this is an excellence tongue in cheek take. a richer’s take on a poor’s mobile. love it

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 05/01/2018 at 11:02

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Yes. And it’s worse that I kinda do too.

OPPOsaurus WRX > MonkeePuzzle 05/01/2018 at 11:03

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Wow oppp is the best! What ever happened to that guy who replaced the motor on his lifted allroad? I’m guessing he is still out on the trails

WilliamsSW > MonkeePuzzle 05/01/2018 at 11:06

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The best part is that is that it’s lowered! bahahahahaha

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 05/01/2018 at 11:06

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LOL but why is that worse?

Chariotoflove > MonkeePuzzle 05/01/2018 at 11:11

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If we’re gonna do this, we can at least make them green.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 05/01/2018 at 11:12

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Because it means I’ve been sucked into your delusion.

MonkeePuzzle > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/01/2018 at 11:16

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this chappy?

https://jalopnik.com/here-s-exactly-what-it-cost-to-turn-the-worlds-least-re-1794042682

looks that that was pretty much his last article written for Jalopnik. It is entirely possible he is indeed now stuck for eternity out on the trail, likely with a broken allroad :D

OPPOsaurus WRX > Chariotoflove 05/01/2018 at 11:18

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Oo I had an 04 in green

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 05/01/2018 at 11:21

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Come join us on the dark (and wood paneled) side!

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > MonkeePuzzle 05/01/2018 at 11:30

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Brown (diesel) Allroad exactly like the one my boss drives (though his has a white/very light cream interior)

OPPOsaurus WRX > WilliamsSW 05/01/2018 at 11:30

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While I like it, true allroads have airride. The new gen is just a lifted A6

OPPOsaurus WRX > MonkeePuzzle 05/01/2018 at 11:32

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If that is the car I’m thinking of, it has quite a few Porsche parts. I had looked into doing a Porsche brake swap but it died before I got that far.

Svend > MonkeePuzzle 05/01/2018 at 11:33

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Are we talking A4 Allroads or A6 Allroads?

OPPOsaurus WRX > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer 05/01/2018 at 11:33

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That with the cream interior must be nice

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > MonkeePuzzle 05/01/2018 at 11:36

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Look, three identical All-Roads.

vicali > MonkeePuzzle 05/01/2018 at 11:36

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MonkeePuzzle > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/01/2018 at 11:38

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gal on the left gets the joke

MonkeePuzzle > vicali 05/01/2018 at 11:38

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the irony is deep

MonkeePuzzle > Svend 05/01/2018 at 11:38

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ALL! a6 a4 a12, a2! whatever allroads are allroads :D

OPPOsaurus WRX > Svend 05/01/2018 at 11:41

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Original allroad is best allroad

EngineerWithTools > MonkeePuzzle 05/01/2018 at 11:42

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First, and most importantly, I hope everything goes well for mini-OPPOsaurus!

Secondly... is this a gif of an air suspension failing? (I kid. There are 3 VAG products in my driveway, and no CELs. Then again, they’re all off right now.)

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > MonkeePuzzle 05/01/2018 at 11:43

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That is my wife, she was rather amused. Thankfully that era of outback is slowly getting replaced by newer versions so ours is easier to pick out from the line up.

Chariotoflove > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/01/2018 at 11:51

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In that bright green? I especially like the current emerald.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 05/01/2018 at 11:52

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Our second Olds paneled wagon looked exactly like that picture. That and its predecessor served me well.

Svend > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/01/2018 at 11:55

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I’m not an Allroad person, or a VW Alltrack person.

I’m okay with the Skoda Octavia Scout though.

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/01/2018 at 12:01

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It definitely is! It’s something I would have never ordered personally, however when seeing it in person it quite surprised me.

MonkeePuzzle > EngineerWithTools 05/01/2018 at 12:11

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lol, I had assumed it was a gif showing off adjustable suspension, but a gif showing off failing suspension seems more likely :D

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 05/01/2018 at 12:23

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Ours was a ‘79 Caprice Classic Estate, dark red along with the wood paneling.

Not all that different, other than cheaper interior materials because Chevy. It was a great car.

WilliamsSW > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/01/2018 at 12:25

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Fair point - unless it’s got that infamous 2.7TTV6 and air suspension, it’s not a ‘real’ Allroad.

OPPOsaurus WRX > WilliamsSW 05/01/2018 at 12:30

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That would be the one. Mine had a 6 speed. It was glorious for about 8 months and then EVERYTHING broke

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 05/01/2018 at 12:39

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It was. When it started to go, my dad bought another white one. But he didn’t really want another wagon. We convinced him to trade it in and get what he really wanted: a Trofeo.

I wish I still had the green ‘73 wagon though. That’s was a huge part of my childhood.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 05/01/2018 at 13:18

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I love the ‘71-76 GM full-sized wagons. Some of the biggest cars to ever come out of Detroit. Pure ‘Murica, and I’m not sure you could get one with less than about a 400 CID V8.

But the best part of those cars was that tailgate!

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 05/01/2018 at 13:22

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Yes! Although ours was repainted, and the new green wasn’t nearly as glorious, even though the factory paint code was the same. Still, green is green.

TheRealBicycleBuck > MonkeePuzzle 05/01/2018 at 13:22

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The All roads was just a poor imitation of what he really wanted:

OPPOsaurus WRX > TheRealBicycleBuck 05/01/2018 at 14:41

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That looks like fun