Just found these where my car was keyed last week

"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
04/30/2018 at 22:10 • Filed to: I still hate people

Someone really doesn’t want people parking in front of this house. It’s not even the guy who lives there, the Corolla belongs to him.

DISCUSSION (15)

Spanfeller is a twat > gmctavish needs more space
04/30/2018 at 22:17

How the fuck did that happen? I genuinely don’t understand this type of crime.

mXxxxXm24 /O/ /O/ > gmctavish needs more space
04/30/2018 at 22:22

Bring back the Hammurabi code. In which case the culprit will be “keyed” with a blade and then will have his right ear removed. They won’t do it again.

gmctavish needs more space > Spanfeller is a twat
04/30/2018 at 22:39

Well at first I thought it was some random angsty person, but now it seems to be deliberately scaring people away from parking there. But yeah, I especially don’t get it since whoever it is, they don’t live there.

smobgirl > gmctavish needs more space
04/30/2018 at 22:43

Stay with me here:

Pulled some files today for a “leaking tank” site in North Carolina. Turned out it wasn’t a leaking tank, someone had actually poured gasoline or kerosene into the drinking water well for a trailer park.

I MEAN HOW HARD IS IT TO JUST NOT BE A JERK. Don’t key people’s cars, don’t knock people’s mirrors off, don’t poison a bunch of poor people. Ugh.

gmctavish needs more space > smobgirl
04/30/2018 at 22:49

Holy shit, that’s insanely awful. How the hell does someone sleep at night after doing that.

Spanfeller is a twat > gmctavish needs more space
04/30/2018 at 22:54

I don’t understand aggressive drivers/people. I mean, I understand the outrage about some things, bad parking jobs, people cutting you off, people in unsafe cars or doing unsafe manouvers, or even taking the nice spot in front of your apartment, as it has happened to me when I’m too lazy to park my car inside. But the rage goes away and you’d have to be really childish to respond to it in such an aggressive manner the only common abuse I always respond to is people using the shoulder to overtake, otherwise I let it happen because it’s beneath me. The last time I drove aggressively here I was 17 and high on Nirvana songs: A mirror resulted a casualty of my driving. But I digress.

I feel mostly sad for this individual who goes around vandalizing other’s property, I wish the police could do something about it but for such a petty crime I think it’d be hard to get their attention.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > gmctavish needs more space
04/30/2018 at 23:08

Did you manage to repair or mitigate the damage on your wagon?

gmctavish needs more space > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
04/30/2018 at 23:14

I haven’t had a chance to try yet, hopefully I will on the weekend

brianbrannon > gmctavish needs more space
04/30/2018 at 23:43

At least you can loosen the oil drain of whatever car parks there and doesnt get vandalized

gmctavish needs more space > brianbrannon
05/01/2018 at 00:21

While I like that idea if I could guarantee it was the person doing the damage, that would make me pretty much as bad as them

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > gmctavish needs more space
05/01/2018 at 00:40

Easy: next person who parks there and doesn’t get their car fucked with is the culprit.

gmctavish needs more space > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2018 at 01:01

Maybe, but there have been several different cars parking there and not getting fucked with since my car was keyed.

Teh Penguin of Doom > gmctavish needs more space
05/01/2018 at 03:48

Maybe they don’t like Gold’s Gym.

BJ > gmctavish needs more space
05/01/2018 at 08:27

People can be petty jerks.

We used to have a 2nd car that was rarely used, so it sat in the same spot a lot. There was no shortage of street parking avaiable, so no one’s life was ruined by our parked car.

Neighbours (we assume it was the wealthy young family that had just moved in across the street) took exception to it and called it in as abandoned. Which isn’t so bad, but they did it on a Sunday, when we had actually used the car. We went out, and when we got back the same spot was free, so we parked it there again. An hour or two later, big nasty warning sticker from the city on our side window.

My wife was pissed. She wrote a letter saying “car x with plate zzzzz isn’t abandoned, if you have a problem with our parking come see me as at address y” and put a copy in every mailbox in the street. We never heard any more complaints. And we kept parking in front of the same house, just to be sure...

In our case, no damage, but it took a couple hours to get all the glue off the window. That sticker was fucking stuck!

brianbrannon > gmctavish needs more space
05/08/2018 at 21:16

As bad or better?