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"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 04/26/2018 at 16:23 • Filed to: shitpost, shitposting, Marvel, Movies, Satire, Clickhole

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In 4 hours! My body is ready. Link to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! in case of Kinja 

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Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/26/2018 at 16:45

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remember no spoilers! some of us have to wait till grand parents can watch the children

ttyymmnn > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/26/2018 at 16:45

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My oldest is going tonight with some friends. The rest of the family is seeing it on Saturday. Can’t wait.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/26/2018 at 16:46

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TIL you can comment on Click hole. Please, please add commenting to the Onion.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/26/2018 at 16:50

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I can’t wait either. This gonna be good. We have a big debate tho, junior mints or milk chocolate covered almonds?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/26/2018 at 16:54

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Yes.

Stapleface > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 04/26/2018 at 17:04

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So I shouldn’t tell you that Batman shows up to join the Avengers? ;)

Stapleface > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/26/2018 at 17:06

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A little over 5 hours for me. I’ll be up for close to 24 hours by the time the movie is over. Still really excited to see it.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Stapleface 04/26/2018 at 17:07

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no and you also shouldnt tell me that The Master teams up with Thanos

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Stapleface 04/26/2018 at 17:08

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Only if you call out his mother’s name 3 times

Stapleface > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/26/2018 at 17:18

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MARTHA!

interstate366, now In The Industry > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/26/2018 at 17:20

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The Hollywood Reporter said Captain America and Iron Man have sex within the first 15 minutes.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > interstate366, now In The Industry 04/26/2018 at 17:22

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Everybody has sex with everybody. It’s a giant orgy 10 years in the making.

interstate366, now In The Industry > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/26/2018 at 17:46

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Chariotoflove > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/26/2018 at 17:46

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I’ve had it with Avengers everything. Nope, just nope.

AestheticsInMotion > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/26/2018 at 18:56

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That is my dream. Comments on their Instagram page are already quite fun