![]() 04/25/2018 at 19:33 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
For the next half hour or so, if you post a photo of your car here, I will try to write a limerick about it. Just to see if I can.
EDIT: I’m gonna cut this off right here, because it’s a lot harder than I anticipated. Some of you won’t get done until tomorrow.
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I smell chicken parm and hear SR20s in the distance
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Who is Rick and why is he a lime
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The Miata, so pleasant and trusty
And here, in this moment, quite dusty
Though light as a feather
When exposed to the weather
Could soon become brittle and rusty
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Hey now, not everyone drives a Super CR-V that does 0-60 in 5.5 s okay?
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Some cars are boring and bland
But then there’s this awesome half-van
With a dual exhaust
It’s parked on some moss
And owned by a pretty cool man
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I knew you were a bad driver.
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Ahem, That stigma exists only for the G35/G37 Coupe. Not sedan.
I double checked the G forums before I bought this.
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At least I have proof... And what is the king of Wakanda doing driving an Infiniti?!
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Sponsorship deal for the new movie.
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God damn. Well done.
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Bet that CR-V does 0-60 in 5.5 Seconds
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Nah. It’s all Nissan sedans.
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Aw shucks...a star to you
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A three-door Hyundai Accent hatch
is parked by a wild tree patch:
The road ends just behind,
But the driver is blind,
‘cause the hood’s propped open, unlatched.
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An eggtoothed Acura rests
roadside, an object of jests.
One can ponder its name
It stayed always the same
Alphabet names are such pests.
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That is...impressive. :D
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G-series: VQ-powered,
Abused, and oft-deflowered.
Intoxicating exhaust note,
Piloted by falsified haute:
Rear-wheel drive: Not for coward.
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Big Lexus: This luxury barge
Put German dominance at large.
By overengineering
and detail domineering:
Now treasured by ladies named Marge.
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CR-V: The Civic hatch on stilts
Devoted drivers absent of guilts.
The uninspired selection
of apatethic defection
For those aiming at windmills for tilts.
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(in USA) CR-V: before the Civic Hatch
Im a student driver, that’s the catch
Its also the only thing I can drive
So what if I’m fading from being alive
It’s only until I find the right match
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This facelifted Euro Accord
Prefers its throttle pedal floored:
Wring out all the horsepower.
Your face will never glower
Driving an antithesis of bored.