I'm bored, so I'm doing a thing.

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
04/25/2018 at 19:33 • Filed to: None

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For the next half hour or so, if you post a photo of your car here, I will try to write a limerick about it. Just to see if I can.

EDIT: I’m gonna cut this off right here, because it’s a lot harder than I anticipated. Some of you won’t get done until tomorrow.


DISCUSSION (29)


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Rainbow
04/25/2018 at 19:45

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Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Rainbow
04/25/2018 at 19:46

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Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Rainbow
04/25/2018 at 19:46

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Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Rainbow
04/25/2018 at 19:49

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Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Rainbow
04/25/2018 at 19:49

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Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/25/2018 at 19:50

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I smell chicken parm and hear SR20s in the distance


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Rainbow
04/25/2018 at 19:50

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Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Rainbow
04/25/2018 at 19:50

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Who is Rick and why is he a lime


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > AestheticsInMotion
04/25/2018 at 19:53

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The Miata, so pleasant and trusty
And here, in this moment, quite dusty
Though light as a feather
When exposed to the weather
Could soon become brittle and rusty


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
04/25/2018 at 19:54

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Hey now, not everyone drives a Super CR-V that does 0-60 in 5.5 s okay?


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
04/25/2018 at 19:59

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Some cars are boring and bland
But then there’s this awesome half-van
With a dual exhaust
It’s parked on some moss
And owned by a pretty cool man


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/25/2018 at 20:01

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I knew you were a bad driver.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Rainbow
04/25/2018 at 20:02

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Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/25/2018 at 20:05

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Ahem, That stigma exists only for the G35/G37 Coupe. Not sedan.

I double checked the G forums before I bought this.


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/25/2018 at 20:06

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At least I have proof... And what is the king of Wakanda doing driving an Infiniti?!


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
04/25/2018 at 20:12

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Sponsorship deal for the new movie.

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Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/25/2018 at 20:13

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God damn. Well done.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
04/25/2018 at 20:18

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Bet that CR-V does 0-60 in 5.5 Seconds


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/25/2018 at 20:38

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Nah. It’s all Nissan sedans.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Rainbow
04/25/2018 at 20:59

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Aw shucks...a star to you 


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
04/25/2018 at 22:11

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A three-door Hyundai Accent hatch

is parked by a wild tree patch:

The road ends just behind,

But the driver is blind,

‘cause the hood’s propped open, unlatched.


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > interstate366, now In The Industry
04/25/2018 at 22:21

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An eggtoothed Acura rests

roadside, an object of jests.

One can ponder its name

It stayed always the same

Alphabet names are such pests.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > boxrocket
04/25/2018 at 22:34

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That is...impressive. :D


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/25/2018 at 23:42

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G-series: VQ-powered,

Abused, and oft-deflowered.

Intoxicating exhaust note,

Piloted by falsified haute:

Rear-wheel drive: Not for coward.


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
04/25/2018 at 23:49

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Big Lexus: This luxury barge

Put German dominance at large.

By overengineering

and detail domineering:

Now treasured by ladies named Marge.


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
04/25/2018 at 23:58

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CR-V: The Civic hatch on stilts

Devoted drivers absent of guilts.

The uninspired selection

of apatethic defection

For those aiming at windmills for tilts.


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > boxrocket
04/26/2018 at 06:06

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(in USA) CR-V: before the Civic Hatch

Im a student driver, that’s the catch

Its also the only thing I can drive

So what if I’m fading from being alive

It’s only until I find the right match


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > boxrocket
04/26/2018 at 06:08

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Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > interstate366, now In The Industry
04/26/2018 at 21:25

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This facelifted Euro Accord

Prefers its throttle pedal floored:

Wring out all the horsepower.

Your face will never glower

Driving an antithesis of bored.