"Pump the hate brakes, Thanos"

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 04/19/2018 at 12:32 • Filed to: Movelopnik, Movies, Marvel, deadpool

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After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.

lone_liberal > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/19/2018 at 12:40

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If there is one joke as good as the International Woman’s Day joke from the original I’ll be happy.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > lone_liberal 04/19/2018 at 12:44

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They have so many outtakes that I won’t be surprised if a different joke (hoping better) makes it in for the same scenes shown in the trailer.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/19/2018 at 12:46

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+1 for a song I have not heard in 20 years. I fucking love this song.

lone_liberal > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/19/2018 at 12:46

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The One-Eyed Willie thing is pretty funny. It took me a second before I got it but it was worth it.

Chariotoflove > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/19/2018 at 13:13

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I am conflicted about the Deadpool movies, because it’s hard on me to enjoy a film so much that I am forbidden to share with my daughter.

McMike > lone_liberal 04/20/2018 at 06:10

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I was hoping there would be a Goonies reference. I would not be surprised if there were a lot more.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove 04/20/2018 at 13:55

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I feel your pain, so I just stay up late or watch these types of movies when the kids are gone.

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/20/2018 at 13:57

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That’s the best we can do. But dammit, my kid’s the perfect age to appreciate crude jokes with me.

*sigh*

Dusty Ventures > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/21/2018 at 21:51

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“So dark. You sure you’re not from the DC Universe?”

Damn