In an alternate universe

"Tristan" (casselts) 04/18/2018 at 20:13 • Filed to: None

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I have unlimited parking, an extremely understanding wife (even moreso than she already is) and unlimited time/money to maintain the fleet of cars I would own...

But for now, I’ll just have to pine for this.

1966 F-250 Camper Special, 352, 4-speed... Just... look at it. It’s perfect. I can think of no better use for $4,700.

https://portland.craigslist.org/nco/cto/d/1966-ford-f250-camper-special/6560428366.html

Tristan > Tristan 04/18/2018 at 20:18

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Link

https://portland.craigslist.org/nco/cto/d/1966-ford-f250-camper-special/6560428366.html

E90M3 > Tristan 04/18/2018 at 20:21

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In an alternate universe:

There is an E90M3 who is both good with girls and hates BMWs.

Tristan > E90M3 04/18/2018 at 20:23

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But where does Oppo fit into this universe?!

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Tristan 04/18/2018 at 20:24

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I’ve had my eye on this. NP? https://santafe.craigslist.org/cto/d/ton-360-v8-4spd/6539145016.html

functionoverfashion > Tristan 04/18/2018 at 20:25

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That is beautiful, especially for $4,700. Hell I’d call that nice price at $7k. In New England it would be worth $9k. Or at least, someone would list it for that.

E90M3 > Tristan 04/18/2018 at 20:27

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I have no idea. I guess my Mercedes in the alternative universe could have an oppo sticker on it.

Tristan > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/18/2018 at 20:27

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Looks a bit rusty at the back edge of the front fender for a New Mexico truck, but it it’s just an illusion I’d say NP. Might be able to negotiate it closer to the $1k mark.

Tristan > functionoverfashion 04/18/2018 at 20:29

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I tried the “I’ll buy it for $4,700, keep it for a year or two and sell it for a profit!” line on the Mrs. It went as well as you might expect.

Tristan > E90M3 04/18/2018 at 20:30

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In this inverse universe, would “Oppo” be spelled “Poop”?

E90M3 > Tristan 04/18/2018 at 20:30

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I’m surprised the one in this universe isn’t called poop, considering how much we shitpost.

Tristan > E90M3 04/18/2018 at 20:32

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But in the alternate, “Poop” would only be filled with journalistic excellence of the highest degree!

E92M3 > Tristan 04/18/2018 at 20:34

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I just sold this for $7,000 a couple weeks ago. I’d say that one is in better shape than mine.

shop-teacher > Tristan 04/18/2018 at 21:34

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Oh, that is lovely.

functionoverfashion > Tristan 04/18/2018 at 21:50

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Well, I *kinda sorta* might have bought my current truck without *entirely* asking my wife beforehand, exactly. Sort of. She’s still a little salty about that one.

So, good call.

Tristan > functionoverfashion 04/18/2018 at 21:54

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I bought a Mustang once without asking... That went very badly.

Tristan > E92M3 04/18/2018 at 21:55

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Oh man, that’s pretty.

Pickup_man > Tristan 04/19/2018 at 13:48

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Next summer I will buy a Ford of this generation. I’ve wanted one forever, and have had several slip through my hands for various reasons, but next year it will happen. Student loans will be paid off, and the wife is on board (well, close enough). I might settle for a bumpside, but this would be ideal.